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Old 08-20-2012, 07:31 PM   #19171
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Hey dude, any plans of getting rid off your ulrich and replacing it with a box? If so, we can meet up in Thailand and get it on.
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Old 08-21-2012, 03:32 AM   #19172
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Nah dude
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Old 08-21-2012, 04:54 AM   #19173
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Old 08-21-2012, 06:47 PM   #19174
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I don't want to be a woman though. Also penises rule. And hormone replacement therapy kills your sex drive.
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Old 08-22-2012, 03:36 AM   #19175
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Old 08-22-2012, 05:07 AM   #19176
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I think it's the best option. With the penis there at least you know it will be all anal, all the time. That's golden.
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Old 08-23-2012, 12:23 AM   #19177
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Old 08-23-2012, 03:19 PM   #19178
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I think it's the best option. With the penis there at least you know it will be all anal, all the time. That's golden.
Better for me 100% too. I can cum from receptive anal very easily and it's very intense--with HRT and SRS you can throw that out of the picture.
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Old 08-23-2012, 03:25 PM   #19179
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Better for me 100% too. I can cum from receptive anal very easily and it's very intense--with HRT and SRS you can throw that out of the picture.
you a good gaper?
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Old 08-23-2012, 03:29 PM   #19180
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You see, if you ever got laid, you would know real sex and porn are very different.

i.e. no
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Old 08-24-2012, 09:58 AM   #19181
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You see, if you ever got laid, you would know real sex and porn are very different.

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oh, I see.
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Old 08-25-2012, 03:15 AM   #19182
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Old 09-01-2012, 05:40 PM   #19183
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in brazil with some argentinian chicks and some brazilian bros
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Old 09-02-2012, 05:00 AM   #19184
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Old 09-02-2012, 06:18 AM   #19185
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I had a dream last night that Skeet was giving me a blowjob. No joke. I'm currently very confused at 6 am, searching for comfort in this cup of coffee.

Never opening this thread again.

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EDIT: Also agree with Tim. For a second i thought it was Freyre next to you, Marino. Then I realised curly hair.

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Old 09-02-2012, 11:40 AM   #19186
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Old 09-02-2012, 12:33 PM   #19187
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Yeah, I agree that he looks like an elf. Probably because he looks so small in his mom's arms.
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Old 09-02-2012, 01:30 PM   #19188
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Old 09-02-2012, 02:24 PM   #19189
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Old 09-02-2012, 02:38 PM   #19190
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How long is the difference between those two pics? Even though the second one is a bit blurry and you're wearing glasses, you look different in both.
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Old 09-02-2012, 03:02 PM   #19191
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I have to say that's pretty epic. How long for and was it downhill or flat?
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Old 09-02-2012, 03:12 PM   #19192
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How long is the difference between those two pics? Even though the second one is a bit blurry and you're wearing glasses, you look different in both.
two weeks

EDIT: and 42 miles is nuts. Most I've done in a day is 33 miles.
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Old 09-02-2012, 03:13 PM   #19193
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ceddeeo is actually pretty good-looking for a fag
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Old 09-02-2012, 03:18 PM   #19194
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EDIT: and 42 miles is nuts. Most I've done in a day is 33 miles.
I think it's top speed, not distance.
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Old 09-02-2012, 03:23 PM   #19195
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I think it's top speed, not distance.
oh yea ? I used to have one of those on my bike and it was distance but maybes some are different.

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Old 09-02-2012, 04:23 PM   #19196
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I have to say that's pretty epic. How long for and was it downhill or flat?
.8 Miles. I was pretty much bombing a hill. Fuck that hill though, I was climbing for 2 miles straight from a 320ft altitude to 880. All I wanted to do was open it up.

Downgrade I've done a 37.7 max, flat and trying to make a light (lol) 33.1.
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oh yea ? I used to have one of those on my bike and it was distance but maybes some are different.
A good one has multiple functions. I have a basic speedometer, clock, odometer, trip distance, max speed, and average speed. Other high end ones can have an altimeter, cardio reader, or what have you. Most of those are getting phased out now that everyone uses smart phone apps.

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Old 09-02-2012, 05:03 PM   #19197
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two weeks

Interesting. Well, you look good in the first pic.
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Old 09-02-2012, 05:08 PM   #19198
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Anyone else have emaciated photos like my second one, from the darker periods in your life?
Weight loss pics are cool too, any "lol I once looked like this but now I look like this".

Well, I never was an drug addict, but here's a pic from 3 years ago when I was a mildly depressed fatfuck:



I wanted to change and I never did any kind of sport outside from school, so I started working out(weight lifting and muay thai), shaved my head, eat right and all that shit, went from 215lbs to 180lbs:



I know I might not look that overweight in the first pic, but I was, it's probably because of the loose clothes, most of it was around my thighs, belly and hips, not so much in the face.

Flame away or whatever, but I hope this may motivate some people who are perhaps not as happy with themselves, I know stuff like this definitely did it for me back then. Cheers broms.
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Old 09-02-2012, 05:43 PM   #19199
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Well, I never was an drug addict, but here's a pic from 3 years ago when I was a mildly depressed fatfuck:



I wanted to change and I never did any kind of sport outside from school
That basically describes me right now, except I'm like 15 lbs heavier and the whole depressed part is much more than mild. Any tips on starting out (schedule, different types of workouts, general advice)?


Nonetheless, congrats on the change man!
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if you're depressed as fuck and dont know what to do with your life, I would highly recommend staying off the computer and the video games, and start going out doing shit and socializing. If you're a total social retard, then just use that energy and time studying or doing something productive. You'll become much happier accomplishing goals than sitting at a desk thinking about yourself being totally absorbed by your ego and lack of success.

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