ITT : Rant/whine about random things that annoy you.

[GrindYourMind]

People who don't like Les Mis

Morbid Angel after their first couple albums

Black Metal, goddamn don't get me started

Females in general, bunch of fuckers.

[Dunlop]

The only things that really piss me off are other people getting in my way and being socially retarded:

People who stand on the left side of escalators! Fuck you, you arrogant cunts!

Also, when I'm walking down the street by myself and 4 other people are walking towards me and none of them have the courtesy to give me a little of the sidewalk... pure arrogance. And even wrose, they act like I'm an asshole when I have to shoulder/elbow them when passing by.

People who try to get on the train/bus before others can get out, as if there is a 3 count before the door closes.

[GrindYourMind]

Originally Posted by Dunlop

People who try to get on the train/bus before others can get out, as if there is a 3 count before the door closes.

!!!

[Rottenatomy]

Originally Posted by Szadou

I have eras now, that's gucci as fuck my nigga.

[ziel]

-90% of metal heads
-Assholes in moshpits (thanks MDF)
-Crusties (thanks MDF)
-Rude people in general
-People who think black metal is shit (they usually don't even give it a chance).
-TERRIBLE drum sounds that are appearing on 90% of albums released in the last 5+ years. (example: the latest Dying Fetus)
-Drum kids who won't get off George Kollias' dick.
-Bands who describe their songs by using BPMs...
-Racists
-People who swear a lot
-Djent
-Dubstep

That's all I got for now but I'm sure there is more.

Originally Posted by ShadowHunter

mine: szadou post-2010

Haha. He certainly isn't as funny as he used to be, but there is still a certain humor to all of his postings.

[Darcangelo]

the person in front of me buying lottery tickets..

[Alejandro4891]

Originally Posted by quartertone

One thing that annoys me is shitty music on auto-play, especially when it's a way down and you have to listen to several seconds while you scroll down to find it.

that used to happen to me a lot on this forum, it's even worse when a shitload of tabs of threads are open. another pet peeve, slow walkers. it's not even that they walk slow, most of the time they don't leave me any room to walk ahead of them.

[TheBlackFlux]

-People who smack their lips when they eat.
-People who speak for their pets... especially in a higher pitched tone of voice.
-Metal chicks who feel the need to show that they are bad ass.
-Being asked what it's like being sober after stating I don't drink anymore.
-Girls who say "I am not like most girls."
-Couples at restaurants that sit on the same side of the table.
-Rude people.

[Vriend]

Originally Posted by hasu

people who think Islam is actually a religion of peace

Post of the day!

[hasu]

some fresh ones:

people who invite you to hang and then work you into driving them to get pot or all the way out to Santa Cruz or SF

people who don't even try to learn something on the instrument you're letting them borrow

customers who think that a min-wage employee really gives 2 shits about how much of a hassle it is to put their bag in a locker because I guess shoplifting is a new concept

16-20 year old middle-class 'punks' who still don't how to keep their guitar in tune or what a powerchord is

misogyny

Zoey Deschanel

[Cognitive Defeat]

- People (mostly women) who either stand still or stop moving in the middle of busy streets or shops. It's as if they have no awareness of anything that isn't right in front of their eyes and have no comprehension of existence behind them.

-This dappy fucking bitch who works as a secretary in the offices above my workplace. Here are two examples of why she pisses me off.
1) So I'm carting over half my own body weight in boxes of magazines out of the office into the elevator to take downstairs and process for shipping. She sees me struggling to roll the trolley full of boxes through the elevator door and shouts "wait!". I look around to see what's up and she asks me if I can help some other bitch carry a box because it's too heavy for her.
2. Similar scenario but this time I'm downstairs trying to get a load of heavy boxes out of the front door as she's returning from her cigarette break. The door's got an electronic buzzer which isn't right next to it so I'm having to press the button, then open the door with one hand, and with the other hand and foot I'm trying to tilt this heavy trolley full of boxes so I can wheel it through. As I'm in the middle of this she appears in the doorway coming back in from outside. She looks at me and says "thanks", strolls through the door which i'm propping open with one hand while my other arm is weakening under the weight it's supporting, and she disappears into the elevator. I hate this stupid cunt tart.

I'm sure I'll think of more.

[DrippingInsanity]

Originally Posted by hasu

Zoey Deschanel

This makes my dick sad.

[cry0fth3carr0ts]

Originally Posted by Darcangelo

the person in front of me buying lottery tickets..

this.

i work a register all day and i hate it when people try to haggle prices with me.

[SluseTheInventor]

Originally Posted by ziel

-90% of metal heads

Gotta say I agree strongly with this one. Especially with:

Originally Posted by TheBlackFlux

-Metal chicks

- When people insist they're right about something factually incorrect. How do I even argue? Why even should I? Like somebody trying to tell me the Toploading NES could play famicom games. No it couldn't fag.

- Bus Drivers power tripping on passengers. You're a fucking bus driver, drive your bus and shut the fuck up nigger.

[Tacos]

Niggers.

[Szadou]

Originally Posted by Tacos

Niggers.

I'm inclined to believe you.

You're a good guy Dom, but one day you'll realize how misguided you were, you could have had so much fun yet you wasted it on listening to brutal slamz like a dumb faggot. I bet all your non-slam friends find your musical tastes peculiar and stopped giving a fuck about your brutal shirts a long fucking time ago. You're just that funny dude that does gurgles sometime like a retard.

Invest in some oxford shirts, get a haircut and go wyle out to some trap muzak before it's too late my nigguh. It's 1000% more fun than listening to Dying Fetus live.

Remember this forever, looking like you know what you're doing is much more important than actually knowing what the fuck you're doing. DMG DRUGS MONEY GOLD TEETH.



EDIT: Since you're Canadian, you can also do plaid. Embrace assumed hipsterdom, it's the shit.

[Oleg]

ooooweee, we got some cranky ass broms in here.

Originally Posted by Corpseifier

Being around drunk people when you are sober yourself.

fo real! especially when it's someone you have to take care of.

[GrindYourMind]

Racists

People who think Islam is a fundamentally violent religion.

Most of you guys.

[SiegeEngine]

Originally Posted by GrindYourMind

People who think Islam is a fundamentally violent religion.

Just because most Muslims are moderates and decent human beings doesn't change the core of the religion itself. They just don't practice it as Muhammad intended.

For me:
People who put those face stickers on the back windshield of their car. You know the ones with a older man and older woman face and then kids faces. I saw one the other day with 9 kids faces. Fuck this gay earth.

People who think their taste in music is so superior that we should all be forced to listen to it when a page opens.

The anti-abortion activists who came to my campus and decided the best way to convince people to vote pro-life is to put up massive signs of bloody fetus'

Use of the word 'like' more than 3 times in 2 minutes of conversation.

[rfe]

I used to live in Ashburn and allow me to say that anti-abortion activists are the least of your problems compared to spoiled rotten suburban kids. The fact that they think they're swaggeriffic because of their parents' money makes me want to blowtorch their houses.

[De Profoundis]

I hate people who say they hate racism/are annoyed by racism and don't say anything when it happens on this board because apparently there's a funny type of racism that doesn't count.

[RapturousGrief]

I hate bitching.

[Darcangelo]

condoms..

[quartertone]

I thought this was just an annoyance thread, rather than hates? Too many things for me to mention, really. But as this was brought up:

Originally Posted by De Profoundis

I hate people who say they hate racism/are annoyed by racism and don't say anything when it happens on this board because apparently there's a funny type of racism that doesn't count.

This is part of the larger problem of everything being OK on the Internet because, you know, it's not real life. Obviously we're all a bit more direct and leave out the courtesies, but it annoys me when people think that all the things they would never consider acceptable to say in real life can be said online, and that they are not subject to any moral criteria because "it's teh interwebz d00d" - and then anyone who objects is "butthurt" or "crying". Even if you're not face to face with people, it's still actual humans sitting at their computers, so why treat it as some kind of non-reality?

[Curtain]

I'm quite annoyed after reading this thread. Lots of cocks here.

[quartertone]

Yes, it's quite a good way of revealing people's various intolerances.

[Cloaca]

Originally Posted by Oleg

ooooweee, we got some cranky ass broms in here.

Originally Posted by Curtain

I'm quite annoyed after reading this thread. Lots of cocks here.

[Mr-Shredz]

Originally Posted by De Profoundis

I hate people who say they hate racism/are annoyed by racism and don't say anything when it happens on this board because apparently there's a funny type of racism that doesn't count.

Originally Posted by quartertone

This is part of the larger problem of everything being OK on the Internet because, you know, it's not real life. Obviously we're all a bit more direct and leave out the courtesies, but it annoys me when people think that all the things they would never consider acceptable to say in real life can be said online, and that they are not subject to any moral criteria because "it's teh interwebz d00d" - and then anyone who objects is "butthurt" or "crying". Even if you're not face to face with people, it's still actual humans sitting at their computers, so why treat it as some kind of non-reality?

I'm sure all of us meant it like this :

Originally Posted by Szadou

the non-hilarious kind of racism

Even face to face around my group all friends, we all take the piss out of each other on where we're from etc... Tis all Family Guy/South Park humor really.

[quartertone]

Sure, but friends you hang out with, and who agree to your humour criteria, are different from strangers/non-friends.

[Mr-Shredz]

Yes, time and a place for everything right? Not gonna go pulling racist jokes at family events and shit. If you're argument is related to people who still get offended by racist jokes on the internet (In sites that everyone knows the content is not serious) then that's up to them.

The thing that pisses me off these days is that some people still make faces when they see a white girl with a black dude, like it's a fucking crime. That's the kinda racism that is not on. I think the humor that has been created recently towards this topic makes people like that realise that they're a bunch of clowns when they mean to be offensive.