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Old 04-21-2012, 08:49 PM   #61
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good thread. Will read again/fap later.
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Old 04-21-2012, 11:12 PM   #62
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That's just retarded. There's a difference between feeling adventurous and being a weirdo.
I know I always feel adventurous at the local children's playground
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Old 04-21-2012, 11:14 PM   #63
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Well, now I'm pretty sure I'm never going to let my kids play in a playground unless they're wearing hazmat suits.
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Old 04-21-2012, 11:28 PM   #64
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I know I always feel adventurous at the local children's playground
Okay, imagine you've had sex, or gone on a date. Haven't you ever taken a walk with a girl, had it turn sexual, and had to make due with wherever you were? Among other places, it's also happened in a cemetery, but neither of us had a camera.
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Old 04-21-2012, 11:31 PM   #65
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I suppose gay dudes fucking in a cemetery would keep the ghosts away
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Old 04-21-2012, 11:46 PM   #66
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I suppose gay dudes fucking in a cemetery would keep the ghosts away
Dude, there's a "Do You Believe In Spirits" thread already happening.
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Old 04-22-2012, 12:01 AM   #67
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Run with the playground thing man. I think you should be a clown. Most clowns are gay (fact). They are just cross dressers that don't know when to stop.

"Hey kiddies (honk honk) I'm SKEET the CLOWN!" ...it sounds like fate


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He already said he was a bottom. Pay attention.
I think the question was Total, Power, or Versatile?

(check out my +5 knowledge of gay slang)
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Old 04-22-2012, 12:20 AM   #68
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-5 actually, because if he's a bottom, then that means he's not versatile.
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Old 04-22-2012, 12:31 AM   #69
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aww damn...I will never infiltrate the Queer Wood Elves camp now. I really wanted that Feathered Cocking of Durpees
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Old 04-22-2012, 12:45 AM   #70
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aww damn...I will never infiltrate the Queer Wood Elves camp now. I really wanted that Feathered Cocking of Durpees
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Old 04-22-2012, 01:56 PM   #71
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Does anyone else think this stuff is actually interesting?

I think it's cool how sexuality, gender etc is not always so black and white.
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Old 04-22-2012, 02:48 PM   #72
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Most people find it fascinating actually, it's not uncommon. Some folks are under the delusion that all gay people are versatile. Not the case at all. Also, there's an overwhelming majority of bottoms out there, I've found.
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Old 04-22-2012, 02:50 PM   #73
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boobies are so much more exciting.
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Old 04-22-2012, 02:51 PM   #74
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my first words as a baby.. 'candy' and 'tunafish'
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Old 04-22-2012, 03:06 PM   #75
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boobies are so much more exciting.
Well you've totally missed the point of th-

...eh cbf.
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Old 04-22-2012, 03:35 PM   #76
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Were you about to imply there was a point to this thread? 'cause there totally isn't one.
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Old 04-22-2012, 03:52 PM   #77
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Yes and yes.
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Old 04-22-2012, 05:11 PM   #78
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Also, there's an overwhelming majority of bottoms out there, I've found.
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Old 04-22-2012, 05:16 PM   #79
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Were you about to imply there was a point to this thread? 'cause there totally isn't one.



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boobies are so much more exciting.
Some are repulsive. And the girl of my dreams when I was 19 had no tits at all, just a Mohawk, bad attitude, and she knew how to spit. She could also piss standing up by contorting her labia. I still fap to the memories ..

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Old 04-22-2012, 06:34 PM   #80
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Puppy Love or Steve's Gay Dog?



So according to YouTube, I can watch gay dogs fuck each other in the ass, but watching hot lesbians go at it is "inappropriate"?

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Old 04-22-2012, 06:41 PM   #81
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Old 04-22-2012, 06:41 PM   #82
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Old 04-22-2012, 07:36 PM   #83
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Run with the playground thing man. I think you should be a clown. Most clowns are gay (fact). They are just cross dressers that don't know when to stop.
+1 for the Patton Oswalt reference.
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Old 04-22-2012, 08:55 PM   #84
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Some are repulsive. And the girl of my dreams when I was 19 had no tits at all, just a Mohawk, bad attitude, and she knew how to spit. She could also piss standing up by contorting her labia. I still fap to the memories ..
haha why would she have to do that? ?
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this is certainly one of the more interesting forums i lurk, what with the cock pics and all.
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Old 04-22-2012, 11:48 PM   #86
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haha why would she have to do that? ?
My guess is that her labia were big enough to turn them into a funnel.
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Old 04-23-2012, 12:10 AM   #87
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this is certainly one of the more interesting forums i lurk, what with the cock pics and all.
you have a funny username
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Old 04-23-2012, 03:46 AM   #88
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haha why would she have to do that? ?
keep on squatting....she evolved. I loved her and I still do.

She just pushed her pisshole upwards. You have one, try it.

It comes in handy if you have to relieve on the fly.
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Old 04-23-2012, 03:52 AM   #89
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boobies are so much more exciting.
Not if they are saggin' to the point where gravity is totally rapin' the shit out of them! Fuck that shit!

But I do love me some areola!
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