News article thread

slotheist · 07-18-2011, 10:01 PM

Instead of putting news articles in the FAIL/WIN thread where, technically some of them stretch the definition of 'fail/win', I propose there be a stickied News Article thread. Be it current, funny, obscure, stupid, interesting, whatever.

anyway

http://www.news.com.au/travel/austra...-1226092924868

5.5m croc

Crikey.

Popegina · 07-18-2011, 10:30 PM

Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down

RottingBeercan · 07-18-2011, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pyroleprechaun

Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down

“I thought he was carrying a baton in his pants,” said Amanda Watershed, second shift supervisor of the A Terminal at Nashville International Airport. “Nope… That was his penis.”

Popegina · 07-18-2011, 10:39 PM

NIPPLE DISCOVERED ON WOMAN'S FOOT

hahaha omg it even has nipple hair

slotheist · 07-18-2011, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pyroleprechaun

NIPPLE DISCOVERED ON WOMAN'S FOOT

hahaha omg it even has nipple hair

fuckin hair

Jizzlobber · 07-18-2011, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pyroleprechaun

NIPPLE DISCOVERED ON WOMAN'S FOOT

hahaha omg it even has nipple hair

Walking is either really awesome or really lame for her.

Also, is this like holy grail for foot fetishists?

slotheist · 07-18-2011, 11:21 PM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43732006...me_and_courts/

another severed penis case.

Looks like Manny Pacquiao.

RottingBeercan · 07-18-2011, 11:39 PM

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/show...y-channel.html

Canadian Cash Cab strikes/kills pedestrian

slotheist · 07-19-2011, 12:46 AM

http://middleeasy.com/index.php?opti...:organizations

Nicolas Cage's son wants to fight Kimbo Slice....k

Hunter Drugs-Hendrix · 07-19-2011, 01:08 AM

http://www.theonion.com/articles/sch...molested,8848/

RottingBeercan · 07-19-2011, 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slotheist

http://middleeasy.com/index.php?opti...:organizations

Nicolas Cage's son wants to fight Kimbo Slice....k

that shit about him getting his ass kicked was hilarious. this shows what talent he has.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMOI7...layer_embedded

maybe his dumb fucking Dimmu Borgir band will stop.

slotheist · 07-19-2011, 03:17 AM

hahah, holy shit...had no idea he got beat up.

DrippingInsanity · 07-19-2011, 03:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slotheist

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43732006...me_and_courts/

another severed penis case.

Looks like Manny Pacquiao.

Just look at this. A clip from The Talk where they laugh at the whole situation.

The clip used to be on CBS' youtube channel, but when it reached Reddit (I assume this might be the reason), people followed the link to complain about it and CBS has since removed the original clip.

slotheist · 07-19-2011, 04:07 AM

Sharon Osbourne is a fucking idiot, man. That voice...

All female cast talk shows are a disaster.

Robinator · 07-19-2011, 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slotheist

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43732006...me_and_courts/

another severed penis case.

Looks like Manny Pacquiao.

At least now on his marriage papers he can happily write 'separated' after that!

brett · 07-19-2011, 08:07 AM

Ghost at Suicide Silence concert
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ5OSm9MgcY

slotheist · 07-19-2011, 08:16 AM

I lol'd

RottingBeercan · 07-19-2011, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brett

Ghost at Suicide Silence concert
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ5OSm9MgcY

thought it was going to be about Ghost the band.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...ILL-works.html

Iphone drops 13,500 ft and still works. an amazing phone.

slotheist · 07-20-2011, 09:27 AM

This one's got legs... Humans walked upright far earlier than previously thought

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...#ixzz1SeTTD8lk

Blitz Britain: Amazing colour pictures of London under siege from Nazi bombers during World War II

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz1SeUERJSl

ChAAPY · 07-20-2011, 11:00 AM

How much does it cost to make a hit song?

http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2011/...ake-a-hit-song

(((OdiumNostrum · 07-20-2011, 11:02 AM

One local one (pretty old tho and pretty juicy), if any of u are interested...

BESTIALITY ALERT /!/!/!//!/!/////!!

http://cravendesires.blogspot.com/20...-diddling.html

I am proud of my country yes

Ander · 07-20-2011, 12:47 PM

http://www.metal-archives.com/board/...hp?f=1&t=82025

brett · 07-20-2011, 10:46 PM

You're not serious HAHAHAHA
oh wait, so that photo is fake yeah?

Cognitive Defeat · 07-22-2011, 01:54 PM

Russia classifies beer as alcoholic.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14232970

GrindYourMind · 07-22-2011, 02:10 PM

We had this thing called the Whiskey Rebellion when the government tried to control our booze.

GET THE GUNS

slotheist · 07-22-2011, 10:07 PM

Pictured: The blond Norwegian, 32, arrested over 'holiday island massacre' and linked to Oslo car bomb blasts

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz1StFtYtFS

Lichtbringer · 07-23-2011, 01:34 PM

amy winehouse dead, lol

Cognitive Defeat · 07-23-2011, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lichtbringer

amy winehouse dead, lol

Time to call in the bets. Who had July 2011?

Popegina · 07-23-2011, 01:43 PM

Sigh, the Amy Winehouse article is bigger than the Norway tragedy article on CNN's front page.

ShadowHunter · 07-23-2011, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pyroleprechaun

Sigh, the Amy Winehouse article is bigger than the Norway tragedy article on CNN's front page.

just shows how much we advanced and evolved culturally since the middle ages :P

07-18-2011, 10:01 PM	#1
slotheist 4d3d3d3 engaged Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,100 Rep Power: 7	News article thread Instead of putting news articles in the FAIL/WIN thread where, technically some of them stretch the definition of 'fail/win', I propose there be a stickied News Article thread. Be it current, funny, obscure, stupid, interesting, whatever. anyway http://www.news.com.au/travel/austra...-1226092924868 5.5m croc Crikey. Last edited by slotheist; 07-19-2011 at 09:04 AM..

07-20-2011, 09:27 AM	#19
slotheist 4d3d3d3 engaged Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,100 Rep Power: 7	This one's got legs... Humans walked upright far earlier than previously thought http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...#ixzz1SeTTD8lk Blitz Britain: Amazing colour pictures of London under siege from Nazi bombers during World War II http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz1SeUERJSl Last edited by slotheist; 07-20-2011 at 09:30 AM..

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slotheist 4d3d3d3 engaged Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,100 Rep Power: 7	http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43732006...me_and_courts/ another severed penis case. Looks like Manny Pacquiao.

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slotheist 4d3d3d3 engaged Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,100 Rep Power: 7	hahah, holy shit...had no idea he got beat up.

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slotheist 4d3d3d3 engaged Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,100 Rep Power: 7	Sharon Osbourne is a fucking idiot, man. That voice... All female cast talk shows are a disaster.

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brett Registered User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Melbourne Posts: 847 Rep Power: 8	Ghost at Suicide Silence concert http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ5OSm9MgcY

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ChAAPY it's one louder Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: TX Posts: 15,600 Rep Power: 25	How much does it cost to make a hit song? http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2011/...ake-a-hit-song

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(((OdiumNostrum Registered User Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Slovenia Posts: 1,948 Rep Power: 4	One local one (pretty old tho and pretty juicy), if any of u are interested... BESTIALITY ALERT /!/!/!//!/!/////!! http://cravendesires.blogspot.com/20...-diddling.html I am proud of my country yes

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slotheist 4d3d3d3 engaged Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,100 Rep Power: 7	Pictured: The blond Norwegian, 32, arrested over 'holiday island massacre' and linked to Oslo car bomb blasts Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz1StFtYtFS

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