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Old 07-18-2011, 10:01 PM   #1
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News article thread

Instead of putting news articles in the FAIL/WIN thread where, technically some of them stretch the definition of 'fail/win', I propose there be a stickied News Article thread. Be it current, funny, obscure, stupid, interesting, whatever.

anyway

http://www.news.com.au/travel/austra...-1226092924868

5.5m croc



Crikey.

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Old 07-18-2011, 10:30 PM   #2
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Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down
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Old 07-18-2011, 10:37 PM   #3
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“I thought he was carrying a baton in his pants,” said Amanda Watershed, second shift supervisor of the A Terminal at Nashville International Airport. “Nope… That was his penis.”

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NIPPLE DISCOVERED ON WOMAN'S FOOT





hahaha omg it even has nipple hair
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Old 07-18-2011, 11:17 PM   #5
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NIPPLE DISCOVERED ON WOMAN'S FOOT





hahaha omg it even has nipple hair
fuckin hair
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Old 07-18-2011, 11:20 PM   #6
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NIPPLE DISCOVERED ON WOMAN'S FOOT





hahaha omg it even has nipple hair
Walking is either really awesome or really lame for her.

Also, is this like holy grail for foot fetishists?

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Old 07-18-2011, 11:21 PM   #7
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43732006...me_and_courts/

another severed penis case.

Looks like Manny Pacquiao.
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Old 07-19-2011, 12:46 AM   #9
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Nicolas Cage's son wants to fight Kimbo Slice....k
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Old 07-19-2011, 01:08 AM   #10
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Old 07-19-2011, 01:53 AM   #11
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Nicolas Cage's son wants to fight Kimbo Slice....k
that shit about him getting his ass kicked was hilarious. this shows what talent he has.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMOI7...layer_embedded

maybe his dumb fucking Dimmu Borgir band will stop.
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hahah, holy shit...had no idea he got beat up.
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another severed penis case.

Looks like Manny Pacquiao.
Just look at this. A clip from The Talk where they laugh at the whole situation.



The clip used to be on CBS' youtube channel, but when it reached Reddit (I assume this might be the reason), people followed the link to complain about it and CBS has since removed the original clip.
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Old 07-19-2011, 04:07 AM   #14
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Sharon Osbourne is a fucking idiot, man. That voice...

All female cast talk shows are a disaster.
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another severed penis case.

Looks like Manny Pacquiao.
At least now on his marriage papers he can happily write 'separated' after that!
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Ghost at Suicide Silence concert
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ5OSm9MgcY
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I lol'd
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Ghost at Suicide Silence concert
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ5OSm9MgcY
thought it was going to be about Ghost the band.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...ILL-works.html

Iphone drops 13,500 ft and still works. an amazing phone.
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This one's got legs... Humans walked upright far earlier than previously thought

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...#ixzz1SeTTD8lk

Blitz Britain: Amazing colour pictures of London under siege from Nazi bombers during World War II

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz1SeUERJSl

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How much does it cost to make a hit song?

http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2011/...ake-a-hit-song
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One local one (pretty old tho and pretty juicy), if any of u are interested...

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http://cravendesires.blogspot.com/20...-diddling.html

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You're not serious HAHAHAHA
oh wait, so that photo is fake yeah?

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Russia classifies beer as alcoholic.

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We had this thing called the Whiskey Rebellion when the government tried to control our booze.

GET THE GUNS
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Pictured: The blond Norwegian, 32, arrested over 'holiday island massacre' and linked to Oslo car bomb blasts

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz1StFtYtFS
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amy winehouse dead, lol
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amy winehouse dead, lol
Time to call in the bets. Who had July 2011?
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Sigh, the Amy Winehouse article is bigger than the Norway tragedy article on CNN's front page.
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Sigh, the Amy Winehouse article is bigger than the Norway tragedy article on CNN's front page.
just shows how much we advanced and evolved culturally since the middle ages :P
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