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Old 02-02-2011, 01:35 AM   #1
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Oh My God.

Words cannot express. I've NEVER experienced anything quite like today. And according to history books, neither has almost anyone here.
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Old 02-02-2011, 01:40 AM   #2
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That Is Crazy Shawn Tell Us More
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Old 02-02-2011, 01:41 AM   #3
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Oh story time.
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Old 02-02-2011, 01:43 AM   #4
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Yay! A story!!!
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Old 02-02-2011, 02:07 AM   #5
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I've NEVER experienced anything quite like today.
That's because it didn't actually happen.
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Old 02-02-2011, 02:10 AM   #6
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Words cannot express. I've NEVER experienced anything quite like today. And according to history books, neither has almost anyone here.
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Old 02-02-2011, 02:37 AM   #9
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I'm going to guess it has something to do with snow.
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Old 02-02-2011, 04:57 AM   #10
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He probably built a 600 ft kicker and 1080d off of it
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Old 02-02-2011, 05:05 AM   #11
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he probably did a 360° dicksuck.
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Shawn IS unnecessarily awkward. I just imagine while he's "fumbling around" he's sweating profusely and whispering to himself, "How can you be so stupid? So stupid."

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Old 02-02-2011, 07:32 AM   #12
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He probably just came of the closet, but everyone was really understanding and supportive, so it really surprised him, and now he's walking in the clouds.
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Old 02-02-2011, 01:28 PM   #13
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i thought he came of the closet a few weeks ago
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Old 02-02-2011, 01:54 PM   #14
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OH MAN GUYS I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR THIS STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!
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Old 02-02-2011, 02:55 PM   #15
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Maybe he had to walk home while he was on Lake Shore Drive.


Yeah all of those cars are abandoned.
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Old 02-02-2011, 03:20 PM   #17
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he probably took more pictures with his long haired friends
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Old 02-02-2011, 03:39 PM   #18
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Well... what happened, bud?
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Maybe he had to walk home while he was on Lake Shore Drive.


Yeah all of those cars are abandoned.
holy fuck
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Old 02-02-2011, 04:19 PM   #20
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I hate Shawn.
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Maybe he had to walk home while he was on Lake Shore Drive.


Yeah all of those cars are abandoned.
really surprises me that Chicago can't deal with 2 feet of snow with accompanying wind.
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Old 02-02-2011, 07:22 PM   #22
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A discussion about name spellings came up in class today and my teacher mentioned knowing someone who spelled it "Shawn". The first response to this statement by a classmate was "that's retarded".

I laughed harder than I should have due to this board. Thanks for making me look like an ass, Shawn.
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Old 02-02-2011, 09:05 PM   #23
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A discussion about name spellings came up in class today and my teacher mentioned knowing someone who spelled it "Shawn". The first response to this statement by a classmate was "that's retarded".

I laughed harder than I should have due to this board. Thanks for making me look like an ass, Shawn.
That was almost like a Shawn story.
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Old 02-02-2011, 09:57 PM   #24
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That was almost like a Shawn story.
That was the story. What they didn't tell you is that they were in the same class and afterwards they made LOVE!!!
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Old 02-02-2011, 10:16 PM   #25
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just checkin to see if there is a story yet. disappointed
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Ditto. I'm going to take a shit soon and I need to read something long and boring.
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Old 02-02-2011, 10:27 PM   #27
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Mods, delete thread.

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Seriously delete this waste of space, and ban Shawn for wasting our time.
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there is no story because words cannot express it
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Maybe he had to walk home while he was on Lake Shore Drive.


Yeah all of those cars are abandoned.
Fuck that
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