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Old 07-04-2010, 02:01 AM   #61
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Old 07-09-2010, 08:42 AM   #62
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There's some valuable info for my upcoming US trip in this thread. Awesome!

This is the ad for a burger I had in Hull, UK:



It was some of the best food I had in the UK...
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Old 07-10-2010, 10:01 AM   #63
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This thread made me do it:



Two burgers are better than one though:

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Old 07-10-2010, 10:16 AM   #64
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Oh man, can I put both your burgers in my mouth?
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Old 07-10-2010, 10:18 AM   #65
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Oh man, can I put both your burgers in my mouth?
They're already gone. ;-)
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Old 07-10-2010, 10:43 AM   #66
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25 Burgers near me is fucking amazing. I personally love getting a crab cake burger whenever I get the chance. Those things are the tits.
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Old 07-10-2010, 11:15 AM   #67
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i've yet to make it out there, but this place looks ridiculous. i've heard the burgers are good though:
http://heartattackgrill.com/

if you're over 350 lbs, you eat for free, and they give you a pack of Lucky Strikes after you eat a certain amount of food. gluttony at it's finest.

there was also some restaurant in Phoenix that was serving lion burgers for the World Cup, which were probably awesome.
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Old 07-10-2010, 11:22 AM   #68
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^^ lol at the dumb song in the background about burgers. I'd definitly try out that place, I love restaurants that publicly humiliate their customers for being gluttons.
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Old 07-10-2010, 11:33 AM   #69
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Markus burgers look tasty indeed, way better than most of the gross food spwaning from the us

Speaking of gross, gonna go eat poutine on wednesday with friends of mine, that stuff looks almost like vomit
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Old 07-10-2010, 12:05 PM   #70
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word, i ate burgers all week lol
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Old 07-10-2010, 12:16 PM   #71
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Old 07-10-2010, 12:36 PM   #72
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DAMN U

my face is so greasy its now transparent

EDIT: also i made one with eggs and tastes great
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Old 07-10-2010, 01:15 PM   #73
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I've had 3 since you made the thread...

I made Andres eat burgers last night. Happy Birthday.
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Old 07-10-2010, 03:39 PM   #74
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as much as I love a good burger, I don't get this fascination with burgers.... (or is it really just photos of burgers?) - that are SO huge and piled high that they obviously can't be eaten like a burger, and have to, by default end up just being some big messy burger stew/salad.

Do people really give a shit about these things? or is just a phenomena of the 'impressive post should a burger thread encroach upon a web-forum.' ?
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Old 07-10-2010, 04:03 PM   #75
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a fucking meatball in between slices of bread, nice.



do it. anyone who hasn't tried it yet, do so and report back.
roger that, i'm on it.
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Old 07-10-2010, 07:09 PM   #76
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I just saw that today, I forgot what site but it said a food finally dethroned the double down for unconventional buns.
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Old 07-12-2010, 04:33 AM   #78
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Glad no one has posted about Dick's. I fucking hate that place

One time I ordered just a regular burger and I got a fucking massive clump of pubic hair on my dick burger. Ever since then, I've never gone back. They aren't even that good anyways - their special sauce is bascally just relish, and I hate pickles.
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Old 07-12-2010, 04:45 AM   #79
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If I found pubic hair on my burger I'd do a Farva.
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Old 07-15-2010, 01:57 PM   #80
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Old 07-15-2010, 02:18 PM   #81
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Where's the meat man
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Old 07-15-2010, 02:22 PM   #82
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White Castle anyone? I can fit like, 6 in my mouth at once. Fucking rules at 3 A.M. SF/H.
Extra ketchup/catsup & mustard = Flavorrific.

Just don't ask for, "8 rats, hold the tails please". They get all kinds of pissy....

Onion rings > French fries
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Old 07-15-2010, 03:17 PM   #84
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Where's the meat man
There's none. I just ate two burger buns with some salad and a tiny drip of ketchup. That's the real deal, bitchez.

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I blame it on the poor quality of the disposable camera though, since my left lower arm appears to be gigantic as well or it's probably the fact that I'm wearing an uber long thuggish wifebeater which makes you think that my hips are lower than they are.

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Old 07-15-2010, 03:53 PM   #85
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White Castle anyone? I can fit like, 6 in my mouth at once. Fucking rules at 3 A.M. SF/H.
Extra ketchup/catsup & mustard = Flavorrific.

Just don't ask for, "8 rats, hold the tails please". They get all kinds of pissy....

Onion rings > French fries
crave case w/ cheeeese, and a whole separate bag of dusseldorf mustard packs
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There's none. I just ate two burger buns with some salad and a tiny drip of ketchup. That's the real deal, bitchez.
lol waste of bunz

Anyway, this reminds me when some friends and me went to Burger King and one of them asked if they still did the vegetarian burger (they actually had them in their portfolio for a time) and ordered one after the clerk confirmed. While we where sitting at the table for some time and everyone had their shit except her, we noticed that the clerk was discussing with his boss, them looking over to us.
Shortly after that he came with the "vegetarian burger", which was exactly like a Whopper, just without meat. Bloody cheaters.
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lol waste of bunz
I tried to be sarcastic because I thought it was obvious that the upper bun was just overlapping the meat

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Anyway, this reminds me when some friends and me went to Burger King and one of them asked if they still did the vegetarian burger (they actually had them in their portfolio for a time) and ordered one after the clerk confirmed. While we where sitting at the table for some time and everyone had their shit except her, we noticed that the clerk was discussing with his boss, them looking over to us.
Shortly after that he came with the "vegetarian burger", which was exactly like a Whopper, just without meat. Bloody cheaters.
Wow, that's fucking daring.
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GO VEGE.

j/k vegetarianism is for faggots. There's nothing like eating a bunch of McDonalds cheeseburgers and pretty much passing out for half a day from all the sodium.
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had these 2 weeks ago. was brutal.
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Holy shit. Did you make these yourself? What kind of bread is that?

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There's nothing like eating a bunch of McDonalds cheeseburgers and pretty much passing out for half a day from all the sodium.
I'm still waiting for the day when ma mates and me go on a cheeseburger killing spree.
I just want to see the face of the staff-people when one orders 100 cheeseburgers like it was business as usual.
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