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Old 07-02-2010, 05:42 PM   #31
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Viewing this thread may cause appetite changes and mild arousal. I just got done eating a big ham with a bunch of side dishes and I want a burger with jalapenos now. FFFFFUUUUUUUU
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Old 07-02-2010, 05:48 PM   #32
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Never had a jammer before, definitely need to check that out.
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Old 07-02-2010, 06:07 PM   #33
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When I lived in L.A. it was all about Fatburger. Name says it all. Table full of condiments to abuse. Haven't found anything in L.V. as good.
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Old 07-02-2010, 06:12 PM   #34
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When I lived in L.A. it was all about Fatburger. Name says it all. Table full of condiments to abuse. Haven't found anything in L.V. as good.
theres a fatburger up the street from cheyenne saloon on craig and rancho...i hit it up from time to time.

Fatburger > In n Out
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Old 07-02-2010, 06:22 PM   #35
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it's all about five guys , or if you're in california in-n-out burger.
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Old 07-02-2010, 06:25 PM   #36
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theres a fatburger up the street from cheyenne saloon on craig and rancho...i hit it up from time to time.

Fatburger > In n Out
Also a Fatburger down on the strip next to the Viper/Ferarri/Lambo rental place. And no, Fatburger doesnt even come close to In n out. I've eaten Fatburger half a dozen times and most of those times its fucked up and over cooked and just terrible. Even when they get it right, its still just another overpriced average burger with a mountain of lettuce piled high.
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Old 07-02-2010, 06:49 PM   #37
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Hamburger Rodeo.......yee-haw!!!! I wanna ride the burger I'm gonna eat first.
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Old 07-02-2010, 06:52 PM   #38
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I'm not good at eating this kind of thing at all. All the stuff slips out of it and i just make mess out of the whole thing.
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Old 07-02-2010, 06:58 PM   #39
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Old 07-02-2010, 07:19 PM   #40
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Hamburger Rodeo.......yee-haw!!!! I wanna ride the burger I'm gonna eat first.
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Old 07-02-2010, 07:55 PM   #41
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generally not a big fan of burgers you can't actually hold, though.
This.



Is that a fucking shot-put in that thing? That's ridiculous.
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Old 07-02-2010, 08:19 PM   #42
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Also a Fatburger down on the strip next to the Viper/Ferarri/Lambo rental place.
Definitely ate at that one at about 3AM just fucking hammered. Love Las Vegas!
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Old 07-02-2010, 08:24 PM   #43
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homemade burgers ftw
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Old 07-02-2010, 08:41 PM   #44
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There's a place called Bagger Dave's here in Michigan that makes insanely good burgers. I get mine with bacon, an egg, and french fries on it.
I might have to check this out. Where's it at?

Another place that makes great burgers is Checkers (also known as Rallys in some states).
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Old 07-02-2010, 08:46 PM   #45
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I might have to check this out. Where's it at?

Another place that makes great burgers is Checkers (also known as Rallys in some states).
Rallys has the best fries ever! I really like their burgers too, but it's all about the seasoning on those bad boys
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Old 07-02-2010, 09:23 PM   #46
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Those are the most ridiculous burgers I have ever seen.
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Old 07-02-2010, 09:39 PM   #47
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Hmm, does anyone else enjoy burgers with less overall beef? If the slab of beef is too thick, the burger tends to be dominated by that flavor, to the detriment of the rest of them. (The various toppings, sauces/spreads, and bun) To me the best burgers are balanced. Too much beef is bland.

Am I alone on this?
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Old 07-02-2010, 09:40 PM   #48
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so im really sick and i click on this thread and it made me want to vomit, so much greasy shit
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Old 07-02-2010, 09:55 PM   #49
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so im really sick and i click on this thread and it made me want to vomit, so much greasy shit
This. Chicken ftw.
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Old 07-02-2010, 09:59 PM   #50
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This thread is making me so FUCKING hungry. Faggots.

And it's breakfast time now.

That being said, yes, the burger must be holdable. Eating a burger with a fork and knife is the biggest faux pas ever.

Big Mac may be a piece of relatively gross plastic, but it still has a place in my heart for just being an affordable lump of shit I can shovel into my mouth with about 2 seconds prior notice.



Hails.

There's actually a pretty new small burger joint near my place that makes an immense homemade beef patty. And make your own toppings and all that shit...MUST go soon.
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Old 07-02-2010, 10:04 PM   #51
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I never had my first BigMac until I was like 19 years old. No idea how I never tried one before that. It's alright though for a fast food burger. Best of cheap fast food is Wendy's classic double or those quad stacks from BK.
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Old 07-02-2010, 11:28 PM   #52
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I love myself a good burger from an American Diner sort of restaurant... we don't have the the real good shit here I guess, but this:

Mc Donalds Cheeseburger!

This is the epitome of burger-culture. It is just perfect in it's composition, simple, but effective. It's like a union, like every condiment is only there for a greater cause, while many burgers have that feel like "Oh, now I'm tasting the onion, ahhhh, theres the pickle, meh a bit too much meat on this part, now that I've eaten two thirds of it".
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Old 07-03-2010, 12:48 AM   #53
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Hmm, does anyone else enjoy burgers with less overall beef? If the slab of beef is too thick, the burger tends to be dominated by that flavor, to the detriment of the rest of them. (The various toppings, sauces/spreads, and bun) To me the best burgers are balanced. Too much beef is bland.

Am I alone on this?
I actually enjoy popping Mcdonald's small cheeseburgers. Simple but delicious, and they make them so perfect haha as in nothing falling out etc, very clean cut n' junk:



Good point by the way, I can definetly relate. If you ever go to Red Robin though, try that burger I mentioned. Great flavor even though it has a big patty.


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Old 07-03-2010, 01:24 AM   #54
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I have to echo the two dudes who said Five Guys. I mean, I always liked the fakeness of McDonalds or Burger King, but my fave burger was always homemade with mayo and lettuce and cheese and jalapenos and salsa and chargrilled homemade burger patties... I never thought it'd get better than homemade.
But somehow....SOMEhow.... Five Guys is by miles the best burger i've ever tasted. A burger is so simple. There shouldn't be a gulf between the best burger you've ever had and the NEXT best burger you've ever had. But Five Guys. Man. That shit's dope.
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Old 07-03-2010, 01:49 AM   #55
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Don't act like you wouldn't eat this badass black bean burger with cheese and avocado:
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Old 07-03-2010, 02:14 AM   #56
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Carl's Jr Western burger...

a 'Five Guys' opened up in this fatass city, and I have to say..quite good.
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Don't act like you wouldn't eat this badass black bean burger with cheese and avocado:
Looks fantastic.
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Old 07-03-2010, 06:32 PM   #58
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Don't act like you wouldn't eat this badass black bean burger with cheese and avocado:
It looks like someone first shat on the bread, then vomited on it too.
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It doesn't look so appetitely, yet I can imagine it to have a real nice taste.

Damn this thread, I get so hungry for burgers, and they still don't have delivery services for burgers here fuu
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Don't act like you wouldn't eat this badass black bean burger with cheese and avocado:
Did Bruce Springsteen finally manage to clear his throat on top of that shit before the top bun was laid down?

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