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Old 12-14-2008, 04:19 PM   #121
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yeah, ive noticed that shit too. windows is getting weirdo nowadays
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Old 12-14-2008, 04:20 PM   #122
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Any ladies have some stories they want to share?

Are there even any girls that still post here? lol
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Old 12-14-2008, 04:22 PM   #123
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nope, theyre all whores
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Old 12-14-2008, 04:24 PM   #124
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Any ladies have some stories they want to share?

Are there even any girls that still post here? lol

Crissy ran away
Casey(that her name?) only sticks to that one thread
Necrofactisfrsgnsdf is so often
dipshit is gone
there was that one chick, sn started with an s or something
parabola and b1ll never post anymore
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Old 12-14-2008, 04:24 PM   #125
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Crissy ran away
Haha her internet just took a massive hit, she still posts occasionally.
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Old 12-14-2008, 04:25 PM   #126
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parabola's gone? hm I wouldn't have expected him to post in this thread anyways

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Old 12-14-2008, 04:29 PM   #127
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crissy never poasts. she started that thread and left. i say good riddance. she reminds me of kurt cobain now, maybe she should complete the ritual after being famous.
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Old 12-14-2008, 04:32 PM   #128
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parabola's gone? hm I wouldn't have expected him to post in this thread anyways

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lol, he posts maybe once every 2 months, though no one will comment about his post...positively atleast
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Old 12-14-2008, 04:38 PM   #129
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Crissy ran away
Casey(that her name?) only sticks to that one thread
Necrofactisfrsgnsdf is so often
dipshit is gone
there was that one chick, sn started with an s or something
parabola and b1ll never post anymore
I'll share one of my escapades for you.

I was out surfing and decided to try to pick up a chick to go back to her hotel room with. There was this one girl who was hanging out watching the surfers so I decided to talk to her. This girl had it all; tan, boobs, ass and a face to kill for. So we started talking and a few sentences later I was in her hotel room.

We start going at it and this girl was amazing; she definitely knew what she was doing. We flip around and change positions a few times, and one time I noticed a bunch of cards on the table next to the bed that said "Happy Birthday" on it.

I ask her in the heat of things "Is it your birthday?" (sexy, I know)

She says "Yeah, I just turned 14."

No sooner did she say that did her parents walk in the door. Luckily she was staying in a suite on the first floor of the hotel so they had to walk down a hallway to get to where we were. Her bedroom had a sliding glass door that led out to the beach so I grabbed my shorts and ran out the door throwing on my shorts as I ran, only to hear "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!" coming from what I would assume was her dad's voice.

He ran outside and saw me, but I was running too damn quick for him to catch me. I thought I was going to have a heart attack.

And that's why I love picking up girls at the beach. Because I never know what will happen.
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Old 12-14-2008, 04:40 PM   #130
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That's why I never share any stories. Because you guys will never believe me lol
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Old 12-14-2008, 04:41 PM   #132
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Did. I'm pretty sure that's the first sex story I've shared on here. That's one thing I keep to myself for the most part.
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Old 12-14-2008, 04:43 PM   #134
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Or because you got caught telling fake stories.
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Those were stories that I didn't write lol. I wrote that because it happened
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pic or it didnt happen
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Old 12-14-2008, 04:54 PM   #137
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Old 12-14-2008, 05:01 PM   #138
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Old 12-14-2008, 07:03 PM   #139
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not mine, but the best one i know is that my buddy was drunk thought he was gonna finish, but he actually had to piss, so he ended up pissing inside his girlfriend...while she was on her period
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Old 12-14-2008, 07:05 PM   #140
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Old 12-14-2008, 07:19 PM   #141
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not mine, but the best one i know is that my buddy was drunk thought he was gonna finish, but he actually had to piss, so he ended up pissing inside his girlfriend...while she was on her period
Thats impossible
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Old 12-14-2008, 07:24 PM   #142
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Thats impossible
yeah i took highschool bio as well, but it's not impossible, if you're drunk enough it could just be like pissing with wood, but you just think you're gonna finish
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Old 12-14-2008, 07:30 PM   #143
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I was a bit curious as to why my cock was covered in blood and chunks and smelled like an animal crawled into the engine of my car, she blushed, admitted she was on her period and said, "I didnt think you would mind".
wait...there's chunks involved?
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Old 12-14-2008, 07:36 PM   #144
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I fucked a porn star once.... She was all loose and it was probably the worst sex ever.
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Old 12-14-2008, 07:48 PM   #145
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wait...there's chunks involved?
there can be like, tissue and shit. Its nasty. Its not just blood.
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Old 12-14-2008, 08:07 PM   #146
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Ewww....
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Old 12-14-2008, 08:51 PM   #147
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Only awkward sex story I have was the time a girl pissed my bed after I tore that shit up. I woke up, didnt want to make a scene with her, so I went to sleep on the couch in the living room. She woke up, freaked out, locked me out of my room, tried to soak it up with towels. Then she walked out, and left so fast she forgot her phone and shoes. I saw her out the window when she was leaving, she walked home barefoot.

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Old 12-14-2008, 10:43 PM   #148
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my favorite story is my friend. We call him the General for a bunch of stupid reasons, and one night he drank a bit more than he probably should have and wound up in bed with this chick. They did the deed and both passed out naked. He woke up at maybe 4 am to find that he shat himself. And I mean, really fucking shat himself. It was all over the bed and totally plastered around his ass. His response to this however, was to roll the girl into the shit, and sneak out before she woke up. The next day he told all of us that he woke up to find she shat the bed. For 2 years everyone knew this chick as the girl who will shit on you if you sleep with her. Worst is, she was so embarrassed at her "accident" that she never spoke to any of us again. It wasnt until years later that he confessed to us that it was actually him, and sadly, to this date, the girl has no idea what actually happened.
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