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Old 12-14-2008, 12:19 AM   #1
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ITT: Fucked up Sex Stories.

You all(except shawn) have them.

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Old 12-14-2008, 01:12 AM   #2
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Not exactly a sex story, but I think it qualifies as fucked up. A couple years ago, I was kissing my girlfriend at the time and I straight up belched in her mouth. Good times.
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Old 12-14-2008, 01:16 AM   #3
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Everyone remembers the blowjob/finger story.



Though one night I was getting roadhead, and right at the climax I drove through a stop sign and slammed on the breaks, almost drove into a 8 foot ditch.

During this Calculating Infinity was playing, a very very heart racing night.
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Old 12-14-2008, 01:19 AM   #4
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I farted while getting a blowjob from my ex on two different occasions.
Got a little poop on my dick from anal from two different chicks. I think that's pretty common, though, amirite?

Got a blowjob on a bus filled with old people coming back from Atlantic City.

Fucked an ex in a Burger King bathroom.

Also have almost wrecked while getting roadhead. Damn bitches..

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Old 12-14-2008, 01:26 AM   #5
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I farted while getting a blowjob


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Old 12-14-2008, 01:56 AM   #6
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I've never done anything or had anything crazy happen during sex. Weird shit before that lead to me not having sex. Such as an ex pulling out a tub full of condoms and that just made her come off as a huge slut so I wasn't having it while she was trying to tell me it was just for laughs and the collection was nothing to worry about. I broke up with her two weeks later and the day after she got fucked by three mexicans. hmmm.


I've had a girl that's wanted me to punch her in the face during sex, I've had a girl that wanted to have sex on her period so she could bleed on me (wtf), and then some girl wanted me to choke her, and I did and it was pretty awesome. I'll think of some more small/weird things.
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Old 12-14-2008, 01:59 AM   #7
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I had sex with my girlfriend in a tree stand. Twas uncomfortable.

And yeah...thats all I got :\
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Old 12-14-2008, 02:00 AM   #8
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tree stand?
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Old 12-14-2008, 02:01 AM   #9
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I've never done anything or had anything crazy happen during sex. Weird shit before that lead to me not having sex. Such as an ex pulling out a tub full of condoms and that just made her come off as a huge slut so I wasn't having it while she was trying to tell me it was just for laughs and the collection was nothing to worry about. I broke up with her two weeks later and the day after she got fucked by three mexicans. hmmm.


I've had a girl that's wanted me to punch her in the face during sex, I've had a girl that wanted to have sex on her period so she could bleed on me (wtf), and then some girl wanted me to choke her, and I did and it was pretty awesome. I'll think of some more small/weird things.
I could write a book about all of the weird shit that's blocked my cock.

Also, should have punched her.
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I could write a book about all of the weird shit that's blocked my cock.

Also, should have punched her.
No way. She was like 110lbs and wanted me to hit her as hard as I can. I'm a decent sized guy and I would have wrecked this bitches shit hard if I hit her. She just gets off on it I guess but there was nooooo way I was having that come back to haunt me. I don't need no jail time son.
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Old 12-14-2008, 02:08 AM   #11
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I'm a decent sized


....just decent?
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Old 12-14-2008, 02:10 AM   #12
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....just decent?
in the body department im bigger/in better shape than most people in my weight class. in the pants department well... ;]































way under average.
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Old 12-14-2008, 02:11 AM   #13
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Ahhhhhhh niggah please.....

You better be fucking nimble with dem hands and tongue
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Old 12-14-2008, 02:14 AM   #14
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I FUCKED A FUCKING SLUT ON HER BIRTHDAY AND IT WAS FUCKING SICK I LIED ABOUT CUMMING.
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Old 12-14-2008, 02:15 AM   #15
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I FUCKED A FUCKING SLUT ON HER BIRTHDAY AND IT WAS FUCKING SICK I LIED ABOUT CUMMING.
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Old 12-14-2008, 02:17 AM   #16
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HAHA. IT IS A TRUE STORY THOUGH. I FUCKED HER WITH MY SHOES ON HAHA. ALSO, MY EX USED TO DIG BEING CHOKED, BUT COOLEST FUCKING THING. SHE WOULD SUCK MY DICK. WHILE ASLEEP. NO FUCKING JOKE.
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ALSO FIRST DUDE I EVEER FUCKED WE HAD NO LUBE SO I USED HIS CONDITIOONER, SHIT WAS FUCKING HAAAAARD.
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HAHA. IT IS A TRUE STORY THOUGH. I FUCKED HER WITH MY SHOES ON HAHA. ALSO, MY EX USED TO DIG BEING CHOKED, BUT COOLEST FUCKING THING. SHE WOULD SUCK MY DICK. WHILE ASLEEP. NO FUCKING JOKE.
She was sleeping or you were?
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She was sleeping or you were?
SHE WAS DUUUUUURRRRRRRRR. OTHERWISE THAT'D BE A GAY AS SHIT STORY.
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Old 12-14-2008, 02:23 AM   #20
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ALSO FIRST DUDE I EVEER FUCKED WE HAD NO LUBE SO I USED HIS CONDITIOONER, SHIT WAS FUCKING HAAAAARD.
I once fucked this chick who asked me to type in all caps while we were going at it and I'm like "bitch you crazy."
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I LIKE YELLING WEHILE I'M DURNK.
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I lied about cumming once. She found out and was not pleased.
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Old 12-14-2008, 02:48 AM   #24
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L O fuckin L

how the fuck do you guys lie about cumming? i mean she hears you say it and then waits for it.......you spit on them while theyre not lookin?????
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BMV is online and has not posted in here yet.


POST YOU WHOOOORE



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Old 12-14-2008, 02:49 AM   #26
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L O fuckin L

how the fuck do you guys lie about cumming? i mean she hears you say it and then waits for it.......you spit on them while theyre not lookin?????
Penis inside vajay?
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L O fuckin L

how the fuck do you guys lie about cumming? i mean she hears you say it and then waits for it.......you spit on them while theyre not lookin?????
She was just someone I thought I wanted to bang and turns out her naked was just a whole different story so, when I was in her I just tried to fake that shit the best I could and I zipped up and bailed out asap.
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Old 12-14-2008, 02:51 AM   #28
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ahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKIN RETARD but if its a bad body that made you sick.....shouldve ran the second she got naked.

1349 is a weird stalking mother fucker
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L O fuckin L

how the fuck do you guys lie about cumming? i mean she hears you say it and then waits for it.......you spit on them while theyre not lookin?????
she was drunk.
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drunk is the best excuse so far....every other chick was a fuckin retard
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