how did you lose your virginity? - Page 5

prayer · 07-22-2008, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by cloudscollide

My first time I was a bit nervous. Then even more so when my girlfriend started crying when we were done. It turns out I hurt her vagina pretty bad. What's sad is we don't have sex that often because I consistently leave her in a lot of uncomfortable pain. Either my dick is enormous or she has a smaller than normal twat.

Seriously, just grab some cheap lube and see what happens. I'm dead serious. Just fucking try it.

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Originally Posted by ~~~

it seems that everyone's (except ergo_sum of course) first time consisted of one of a few things:
1. being too nervous to get/keep it up
2. being too nervous to cum
3. cumming too quickly
4. hurting their girlfriend

*Here's to first times* *clank*

sativa cyborg · 07-22-2008, 03:57 PM

my first time I fucked a nympho that looked like a retarded horse.

I dont know what I was thinking.

at least it went well.

NavalPigsty · 07-22-2008, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by prayerforazazelandme

I'm dead serious. Just fucking try it.

Whoa haha I think that came across a little more agressive than you meant it to be...

cloudscollide · 07-22-2008, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by NavalPigsty

Whoa haha I think that came across a little more agressive than you meant it to be...

Hahaha. I will fucking try it. You just fucking watch!

struckanerve · 07-22-2008, 05:24 PM

in the bahamas on vaca with my fam and another fam, my buddy and i were smokin an L poolside/beachside. this 40 latina women walks by and says to come to the water(beach), i was drunk. i go in naked, she fondles the junk. tells me she wants it in the butt. that was my first time.

~~~ · 07-23-2008, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by prayerforazazelandme

Seriously, just grab some cheap lube and see what happens. I'm dead serious. Just fucking try it.

lubricated condoms?

playitfaster · 07-23-2008, 01:44 AM

yeah lube is way underrated. i loves my ky.

Ergo_Sum · 07-23-2008, 05:13 AM

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Originally Posted by ~~~

it seems that everyone's (except ergo_sum of course) first time consisted of one of a few things:
1. being too nervous to get/keep it up
2. being too nervous to cum
3. cumming too quickly
4. hurting their girlfriend

i was the other side of the coin.

the bit that gets the pain and lacks the glorification after the act ceased.

Vriend · 07-23-2008, 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by struckanerve

in the bahamas on vaca with my fam and another fam, my buddy and i were smokin an L poolside/beachside. this 40 latina women walks by and says to come to the water(beach), i was drunk. i go in naked, she fondles the junk. tells me she wants it in the butt. that was my first time.

Anal? The first time? Wow dude! :D

crotchrot · 07-27-2008, 01:46 AM

I lost my virginity to your dad. I was pretty gnarly.

NavalPigsty · 07-27-2008, 10:17 AM

Pity you aren't "the only girl" though

crotchrot · 07-27-2008, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by NavalPigsty

Pity you aren't "the only girl" though

Of course not! It's a running joke over at the Dillinger board. (Which, btw, is usually the only board I post to along with the Genghis Tron board. Wherein both of which I'm pretty sure I actually am the only girl. I just posted here because I was bored last night) After being called a man several times I made mention that I was a lady and they pretty much told me I was the only one...and then they asked for nudes

07-27-2008, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by crotchrot

Of course not! It's a running joke over at the Dillinger board. (Which, btw, is usually the only board I post to along with the Genghis Tron board. Wherein both of which I'm pretty sure I actually am the only girl. I just posted here because I was bored last night) After being called a man several times I made mention that I was a lady and they pretty much told me I was the only one...and then they asked for nudes

I didn't know you were a girl even though it says it right under your avatar.

Men are so observant.

Mr. Whiskers · 07-27-2008, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by crotchrot

Thats me and my boyfriend in my avatar

haha, i was wondering about that.

crotchrot · 07-27-2008, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by GravesOfTheFathers

I didn't know you were a girl even though it says it right under your avatar.

Men are so observant.

I lol'd. Hard.

NavalPigsty · 07-27-2008, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by crotchrot

Of course not! It's a running joke over at the Dillinger board. (Which, btw, is usually the only board I post to along with the Genghis Tron board. Wherein both of which I'm pretty sure I actually am the only girl. I just posted here because I was bored last night) After being called a man several times I made mention that I was a lady and they pretty much told me I was the only one...and then they asked for nudes

I think I posted in that thread... or something similar anyway. I just mention it because we already have an only girl, having two only girls is confusing

DillingerEscapePlan · 07-27-2008, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by crotchrot

they asked for nudes

Who the hell would want to see crotch rot?

crotchrot · 07-27-2008, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by DillingerEscapePlan

Who the hell would want to see crotch rot?

That's EXACTLY what I said!!

FallWithNone · 07-27-2008, 08:42 PM

I'm still waiting for the right girl :)

I'd never have sex outside of marriage. Have fun with your STDs you disgusting fornicators

~~~ · 07-27-2008, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by FallWithNone

I'm still waiting for the right girl :)

I'd never have sex outside of marriage. Have fun with your STDs you disgusting fornicators

good for you, i guess.

btw they did a study where they found that people who wait to have sex until marriage actually have a higher chance of getting STDs than people who don't.

playitfaster · 07-27-2008, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by FallWithNone

I'm still waiting for the right girl :)

I'd never have sex outside of marriage. Have fun with your STDs you disgusting fornicators

hahaha, thats what condoms are for dumbass

thisperishedmin · 07-27-2008, 10:40 PM

lol@this new troll

~~~ · 07-27-2008, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by thisperishedmin

lol@this new troll

actually i think he's serious. he just needs to give his ego a good slap in the face and i might start to like him.

crotchrot · 07-28-2008, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by FallWithNone

I'm still waiting for the right girl :)

I'd never have sex outside of marriage. Have fun with your STDs you disgusting fornicators

~~~ · 07-28-2008, 01:01 AM

RiseAgainstAll · 07-28-2008, 01:12 AM

Well that...that's just wonderful.

Shawn · 07-28-2008, 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by crotchrot

That's EXACTLY what I said!!

You're fucking annoying. And that's ME saying that.

Logan · 07-28-2008, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawn

You're fucking annoying. And that's ME saying that.

lol'd

bobbydanger · 07-28-2008, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by FallWithNone

I'm still waiting for the right girl :)

I'd never have sex outside of marriage. Have fun with your STDs you disgusting fornicators

probably another board member just fucking with everyone on a different account.

or maybe it's BFMV!!

stark17 · 07-28-2008, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by crotchrot

n00ds

fixed

07-22-2008, 03:57 PM	#122
sativa cyborg tr00 kvlt lol Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Assachusetts Posts: 541 Rep Power: 6	my first time I fucked a nympho that looked like a retarded horse. I dont know what I was thinking. at least it went well. __________________

07-22-2008, 05:24 PM	#125
struckanerve Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: dc Posts: 952 Rep Power: 10	in the bahamas on vaca with my fam and another fam, my buddy and i were smokin an L poolside/beachside. this 40 latina women walks by and says to come to the water(beach), i was drunk. i go in naked, she fondles the junk. tells me she wants it in the butt. that was my first time. __________________

07-27-2008, 01:46 AM	#130
crotchrot Registered User Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Tennessee Posts: 795 Rep Power: 6	I lost my virginity to your dad. I was pretty gnarly. __________________ "fucking bitchs squind squirel itchb i dont' fucks the otters a bitchns i fucks tehe guckk you al l aren bitchsquirell"______HairyKrishna 5/3/09

07-27-2008, 08:42 PM	#139
FallWithNone Registered Loser Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: the internet Posts: 94 Rep Power: 5	I'm still waiting for the right girl :) I'd never have sex outside of marriage. Have fun with your STDs you disgusting fornicators __________________

07-28-2008, 01:12 AM	#146
RiseAgainstAll aka Chilly Willy Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Chattanooga, Tennessee Posts: 2,888 Rep Power: 10	Well that...that's just wonderful. __________________

07-27-2008, 10:17 AM	#131
NavalPigsty Registered User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 2,278 Rep Power: 9	Pity you aren't "the only girl" though

07-27-2008, 10:40 PM	#142
thisperishedmin Registered User Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 5,378 Rep Power: 11	lol@this new troll

07-28-2008, 01:01 AM	#145
~~~ harderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: rochester Posts: 6,204 Rep Power: 15

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