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Old 07-22-2008, 04:46 PM   #121
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My first time I was a bit nervous. Then even more so when my girlfriend started crying when we were done. It turns out I hurt her vagina pretty bad. What's sad is we don't have sex that often because I consistently leave her in a lot of uncomfortable pain. Either my dick is enormous or she has a smaller than normal twat.
Seriously, just grab some cheap lube and see what happens. I'm dead serious. Just fucking try it.

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it seems that everyone's (except ergo_sum of course) first time consisted of one of a few things:
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2. being too nervous to cum
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4. hurting their girlfriend
*Here's to first times* *clank*
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Old 07-22-2008, 04:57 PM   #122
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my first time I fucked a nympho that looked like a retarded horse.

I dont know what I was thinking.

at least it went well.
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Old 07-22-2008, 05:11 PM   #123
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I'm dead serious. Just fucking try it.
Whoa haha I think that came across a little more agressive than you meant it to be...
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Old 07-22-2008, 05:53 PM   #124
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Whoa haha I think that came across a little more agressive than you meant it to be...
Hahaha. I will fucking try it. You just fucking watch!
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Old 07-22-2008, 06:24 PM   #125
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in the bahamas on vaca with my fam and another fam, my buddy and i were smokin an L poolside/beachside. this 40 latina women walks by and says to come to the water(beach), i was drunk. i go in naked, she fondles the junk. tells me she wants it in the butt. that was my first time.
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Old 07-23-2008, 02:21 AM   #126
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Seriously, just grab some cheap lube and see what happens. I'm dead serious. Just fucking try it.
lubricated condoms?
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Old 07-23-2008, 02:44 AM   #127
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yeah lube is way underrated. i loves my ky.
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Old 07-23-2008, 06:13 AM   #128
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it seems that everyone's (except ergo_sum of course) first time consisted of one of a few things:
1. being too nervous to get/keep it up
2. being too nervous to cum
3. cumming too quickly
4. hurting their girlfriend
i was the other side of the coin.

the bit that gets the pain and lacks the glorification after the act ceased.
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Old 07-23-2008, 06:30 AM   #129
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in the bahamas on vaca with my fam and another fam, my buddy and i were smokin an L poolside/beachside. this 40 latina women walks by and says to come to the water(beach), i was drunk. i go in naked, she fondles the junk. tells me she wants it in the butt. that was my first time.
Anal? The first time? Wow dude! :D
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Old 07-27-2008, 02:46 AM   #130
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I lost my virginity to your dad. I was pretty gnarly.
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Old 07-27-2008, 11:17 AM   #131
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Pity you aren't "the only girl" though
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Old 07-27-2008, 03:55 PM   #132
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Pity you aren't "the only girl" though
Of course not! It's a running joke over at the Dillinger board. (Which, btw, is usually the only board I post to along with the Genghis Tron board. Wherein both of which I'm pretty sure I actually am the only girl. I just posted here because I was bored last night) After being called a man several times I made mention that I was a lady and they pretty much told me I was the only one...and then they asked for nudes
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Old 07-27-2008, 04:06 PM   #133
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Of course not! It's a running joke over at the Dillinger board. (Which, btw, is usually the only board I post to along with the Genghis Tron board. Wherein both of which I'm pretty sure I actually am the only girl. I just posted here because I was bored last night) After being called a man several times I made mention that I was a lady and they pretty much told me I was the only one...and then they asked for nudes
I didn't know you were a girl even though it says it right under your avatar.

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Old 07-27-2008, 04:43 PM   #134
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Thats me and my boyfriend in my avatar
haha, i was wondering about that.
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Old 07-27-2008, 06:01 PM   #135
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I didn't know you were a girl even though it says it right under your avatar.

Men are so observant.
I lol'd. Hard.
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Old 07-27-2008, 06:16 PM   #136
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Of course not! It's a running joke over at the Dillinger board. (Which, btw, is usually the only board I post to along with the Genghis Tron board. Wherein both of which I'm pretty sure I actually am the only girl. I just posted here because I was bored last night) After being called a man several times I made mention that I was a lady and they pretty much told me I was the only one...and then they asked for nudes
I think I posted in that thread... or something similar anyway. I just mention it because we already have an only girl, having two only girls is confusing
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Old 07-27-2008, 07:36 PM   #137
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Who the hell would want to see crotch rot?
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Old 07-27-2008, 09:21 PM   #138
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Who the hell would want to see crotch rot?
That's EXACTLY what I said!!
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Old 07-27-2008, 09:42 PM   #139
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I'm still waiting for the right girl :)

I'd never have sex outside of marriage. Have fun with your STDs you disgusting fornicators
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Old 07-27-2008, 10:39 PM   #140
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I'm still waiting for the right girl :)

I'd never have sex outside of marriage. Have fun with your STDs you disgusting fornicators
good for you, i guess.

btw they did a study where they found that people who wait to have sex until marriage actually have a higher chance of getting STDs than people who don't.
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Old 07-27-2008, 11:31 PM   #141
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I'm still waiting for the right girl :)

I'd never have sex outside of marriage. Have fun with your STDs you disgusting fornicators
hahaha, thats what condoms are for dumbass
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Old 07-27-2008, 11:40 PM   #142
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lol@this new troll
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lol@this new troll
actually i think he's serious. he just needs to give his ego a good slap in the face and i might start to like him.
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I'm still waiting for the right girl :)

I'd never have sex outside of marriage. Have fun with your STDs you disgusting fornicators
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Old 07-28-2008, 02:12 AM   #146
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Well that...that's just wonderful.
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That's EXACTLY what I said!!
You're fucking annoying. And that's ME saying that.
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Old 07-28-2008, 11:12 AM   #149
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I'm still waiting for the right girl :)

I'd never have sex outside of marriage. Have fun with your STDs you disgusting fornicators
probably another board member just fucking with everyone on a different account.

or maybe it's BFMV!!
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