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my first time was pretty much like the thread starter's story, except i shat because i wanted to, it DEFINITELY hit her chin, and thanks to that i got laid
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A day before I went to guitar camp, I was 15, she was 14 (weird..) and we tried to do it missionary but it just didn't work out because i couldn't get it up. so right before she left i put her on top of me and she asked if it could work this way and well the rest is history
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RAPE TIME
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SPRING BREAK!
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Man... it doesn't seem like many had good first times. Well mine was awesome and it lasted an hour and half including foreplay.
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GTFO, n00b.
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idfk, but I always hear retarded chicks saying that, or having that as away messages.
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I was with some mole for like.. 2-3 months.
We kinda agreed to do it at her friends house, so she started blowing me on this air-matress. Then she got on top, then we switched about a million times, almost 2 hours later. I started getting leg-cramps and came. Haha, worst ever. I'd never have sex with her again.
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How is it weird? There was foreplay involved in mine.
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Hahahahahaha.
Buster Hymen & The Virgins.
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firsty wasnt bad but wasnt great...was just way too nervous to actually enjoy it proper. there was foreplay...seems odder if there wouldnt be?
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GTFO, n00b.
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ITT: everyone is fucking iron man, even their first time.
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wtf does itt. im sure its unnecessary
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So is your rampant drug abuse, but you still do it.
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i think i managed half a pump my first time, and it slipped in by accident
MAWNLY!!
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Yeah. I'm the guy that makes fun of you doing coke.
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how's that workin out for ya? making fun of people and all
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Pretty well so far. The money's not good, but I get a deep sense of self-satisfaction. ;)
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self-fagisfagtion
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I guess it isn't weird. I just associate losing my virginity with complete awkwardness and self-loathing.
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That rolls off the tongue nicely.
(thats what she said)
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anyone ever get busted their first time?
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Read Ishmael...
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No, but I did the second time.
We were under a blanket on at futon upstairs at her parents house, and of course, she wanted to get dirty while her parents were home. So her mom comes upstairs and whips the door open and my girl panics and pulls the only blanket there is completely over herself, leaving me stranded in awkwardness, naked, in front of her mom, who actually had a melon ball scooper in her hand. She said to me "GET YOUR FUCKING PANTS ON! IF I EVER CATCH YOU PANTLESS WITH MY DAUGHTER AGAIN I'M GOING TO USE THIS MELON BALL SCOOPER ON YOUR LITTLE NUTZ!' And then she stormed downstairs. wtf @ being 16, young, dumb, full of cum?!?!?!?
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My first time I was a bit nervous. Then even more so when my girlfriend started crying when we were done. It turns out I hurt her vagina pretty bad. What's sad is we don't have sex that often because I consistently leave her in a lot of uncomfortable pain. Either my dick is enormous or she has a smaller than normal twat.
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it seems that everyone's (except ergo_sum of course) first time consisted of one of a few things:
1. being too nervous to get/keep it up 2. being too nervous to cum 3. cumming too quickly 4. hurting their girlfriend |
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