how did you lose your virginity? - Page 4

bulb · 07-17-2008, 05:06 PM

my first time was pretty much like the thread starter's story, except i shat because i wanted to, it DEFINITELY hit her chin, and thanks to that i got laid

RobertsTheCoolest · 07-17-2008, 05:49 PM

A day before I went to guitar camp, I was 15, she was 14 (weird..) and we tried to do it missionary but it just didn't work out because i couldn't get it up. so right before she left i put her on top of me and she asked if it could work this way and well the rest is history

The Holocaust · 07-17-2008, 06:00 PM

SPRING BREAK!

2 years ago with my current girlfriend.

Muscles McPantski · 07-18-2008, 01:04 AM

Man... it doesn't seem like many had good first times. Well mine was awesome and it lasted an hour and half including foreplay.

Shawn · 07-18-2008, 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thisperishedmin

iz dat sum iNs4n3 cLo\/\/n Po55e????

idfk, but I always hear retarded chicks saying that, or having that as away messages.

TheAlphaBreed · 07-18-2008, 02:33 AM

I was with some mole for like.. 2-3 months.
We kinda agreed to do it at her friends house, so she started blowing me on this air-matress.

Then she got on top, then we switched about a million times, almost 2 hours later. I started getting leg-cramps and came.

Haha, worst ever.
I'd never have sex with her again.

skin_blanketed · 07-18-2008, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skipants

Man... it doesn't seem like many had good first times. Well mine was awesome and it lasted an hour and half including foreplay.

It's kinda weird that there was foreplay involved with your first time.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAlphaBreed

I was with some mole for like.. 2-3 months.
We kinda agreed to do it at her friends house, so she started blowing me on this air-matress.

Then she got on top, then we switched about a million times, almost 2 hours later. I started getting leg-cramps and came.

Haha, worst ever.
I'd never have sex with her again.

Haha. Awesome.

Obswalq. · 07-18-2008, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skin_blanketed

It's kinda weird that there was foreplay involved with your first time.

How is it weird? There was foreplay involved in mine.

TheAlphaBreed · 07-18-2008, 10:21 AM

Hahahahahaha.

Buster Hymen & The Virgins.

Obswalq. · 07-18-2008, 10:37 AM

That's my girlfriend.

thisperishedmin · 07-18-2008, 11:54 AM

firsty wasnt bad but wasnt great...was just way too nervous to actually enjoy it proper. there was foreplay...seems odder if there wouldnt be?

Chriz · 07-18-2008, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Obswalq

That's my girlfriend.

LMFAO

yeah · 07-18-2008, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stark17

The BTBAM board is awash with virgins. Why am I not so surprised?

fucking lol. thats a keeper

Shawn · 07-18-2008, 04:33 PM

ITT: everyone is fucking iron man, even their first time.

dactylSAUR · 07-18-2008, 05:11 PM

wtf does itt. im sure its unnecessary

Muscles McPantski · 07-18-2008, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawn

ITT: everyone is fucking iron man, even their first time.

Nah, I suck.

RiseAgainstAll · 07-18-2008, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dactylSAUR

wtf does itt. im sure its unnecessary

So is your rampant drug abuse, but you still do it.

bulb · 07-18-2008, 10:31 PM

i think i managed half a pump my first time, and it slipped in by accident

MAWNLY!!

dactylSAUR · 07-18-2008, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RiseAgainstAll

So is your rampant drug abuse, but you still do it.

sorry do i know u?

RiseAgainstAll · 07-18-2008, 11:32 PM

Yeah. I'm the guy that makes fun of you doing coke.

dactylSAUR · 07-18-2008, 11:34 PM

how's that workin out for ya? making fun of people and all

RiseAgainstAll · 07-19-2008, 12:18 AM

Pretty well so far. The money's not good, but I get a deep sense of self-satisfaction. ;)

siegewar · 07-19-2008, 02:08 AM

self-fagisfagtion

skin_blanketed · 07-19-2008, 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Obswalq

How is it weird? There was foreplay involved in mine.

I guess it isn't weird. I just associate losing my virginity with complete awkwardness and self-loathing.

skin_blanketed · 07-19-2008, 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adrianwar

self-fagisfagtion

That's surprisingly fun to say.

RiseAgainstAll · 07-19-2008, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adrianwar

self-fagisfagtion

That rolls off the tongue nicely.

(thats what she said)

Between Ax and Me · 07-21-2008, 10:01 PM

anyone ever get busted their first time?

prayer · 07-22-2008, 01:16 PM

No, but I did the second time.

We were under a blanket on at futon upstairs at her parents house, and of course, she wanted to get dirty while her parents were home. So her mom comes upstairs and whips the door open and my girl panics and pulls the only blanket there is completely over herself, leaving me stranded in awkwardness, naked, in front of her mom, who actually had a melon ball scooper in her hand.

She said to me "GET YOUR FUCKING PANTS ON! IF I EVER CATCH YOU PANTLESS WITH MY DAUGHTER AGAIN I'M GOING TO USE THIS MELON BALL SCOOPER ON YOUR LITTLE NUTZ!'

And then she stormed downstairs. wtf @ being 16, young, dumb, full of cum?!?!?!?

cloudscollide · 07-22-2008, 01:53 PM

My first time I was a bit nervous. Then even more so when my girlfriend started crying when we were done. It turns out I hurt her vagina pretty bad. What's sad is we don't have sex that often because I consistently leave her in a lot of uncomfortable pain. Either my dick is enormous or she has a smaller than normal twat.

~~~ · 07-22-2008, 02:40 PM

it seems that everyone's (except ergo_sum of course) first time consisted of one of a few things:
1. being too nervous to get/keep it up
2. being too nervous to cum
3. cumming too quickly
4. hurting their girlfriend

07-17-2008, 05:06 PM	#91
bulb Resident Misha Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Strongbadia Posts: 1,506 Rep Power: 12	my first time was pretty much like the thread starter's story, except i shat because i wanted to, it DEFINITELY hit her chin, and thanks to that i got laid __________________

07-17-2008, 06:00 PM	#93
The Holocaust RAPE TIME Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Kinston, NC Posts: 2,242 Rep Power: 14	SPRING BREAK! 2 years ago with my current girlfriend. __________________

07-18-2008, 02:33 AM	#96
TheAlphaBreed Never Ending. Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Melbourne, Australia. Posts: 1,014 Rep Power: 13	I was with some mole for like.. 2-3 months. We kinda agreed to do it at her friends house, so she started blowing me on this air-matress. Then she got on top, then we switched about a million times, almost 2 hours later. I started getting leg-cramps and came. Haha, worst ever. I'd never have sex with her again. __________________

07-18-2008, 10:21 AM	#99
TheAlphaBreed Never Ending. Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Melbourne, Australia. Posts: 1,014 Rep Power: 13	Hahahahahaha. Buster Hymen & The Virgins. __________________

07-18-2008, 10:31 PM	#108
bulb Resident Misha Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Strongbadia Posts: 1,506 Rep Power: 12	i think i managed half a pump my first time, and it slipped in by accident MAWNLY!! __________________

07-18-2008, 01:04 AM	#94
Muscles McPantski Formerly Skipants Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 5,566 Rep Power: 16	Man... it doesn't seem like many had good first times. Well mine was awesome and it lasted an hour and half including foreplay.

07-18-2008, 11:54 AM	#101
thisperishedmin Registered User Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 5,274 Rep Power: 15	firsty wasnt bad but wasnt great...was just way too nervous to actually enjoy it proper. there was foreplay...seems odder if there wouldnt be?

07-18-2008, 05:11 PM	#105
dactylSAUR shawn wrangler Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: portland, or Posts: 5,821 Rep Power: 18	wtf does itt. im sure its unnecessary

07-18-2008, 11:32 PM	#110
RiseAgainstAll aka Chilly Willy Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Chattanooga, Tennessee Posts: 2,852 Rep Power: 14	Yeah. I'm the guy that makes fun of you doing coke. __________________

07-18-2008, 11:34 PM	#111
dactylSAUR shawn wrangler Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: portland, or Posts: 5,821 Rep Power: 18	how's that workin out for ya? making fun of people and all

07-19-2008, 12:18 AM	#112
RiseAgainstAll aka Chilly Willy Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Chattanooga, Tennessee Posts: 2,852 Rep Power: 14	Pretty well so far. The money's not good, but I get a deep sense of self-satisfaction. ;) __________________

07-19-2008, 02:08 AM	#113
siegewar ugay Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: ಠ_ಠ Posts: 4,086 Rep Power: 15	self-fagisfagtion

07-21-2008, 10:01 PM	#117
Between Ax and Me Registered User Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 196 Rep Power: 12	anyone ever get busted their first time?

07-22-2008, 01:16 PM	#118
prayer Read Ishmael... Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Conn. & Mass. Posts: 9,678 Rep Power: 22	No, but I did the second time. We were under a blanket on at futon upstairs at her parents house, and of course, she wanted to get dirty while her parents were home. So her mom comes upstairs and whips the door open and my girl panics and pulls the only blanket there is completely over herself, leaving me stranded in awkwardness, naked, in front of her mom, who actually had a melon ball scooper in her hand. She said to me "GET YOUR FUCKING PANTS ON! IF I EVER CATCH YOU PANTLESS WITH MY DAUGHTER AGAIN I'M GOING TO USE THIS MELON BALL SCOOPER ON YOUR LITTLE NUTZ!' And then she stormed downstairs. wtf @ being 16, young, dumb, full of cum?!?!?!? __________________

07-22-2008, 01:53 PM	#119
cloudscollide dredg > Converge Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: ALLENTOWN Posts: 4,372 Rep Power: 17	My first time I was a bit nervous. Then even more so when my girlfriend started crying when we were done. It turns out I hurt her vagina pretty bad. What's sad is we don't have sex that often because I consistently leave her in a lot of uncomfortable pain. Either my dick is enormous or she has a smaller than normal twat. __________________

07-22-2008, 02:40 PM	#120
~~~ harderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: rochester Posts: 6,198 Rep Power: 19	it seems that everyone's (except ergo_sum of course) first time consisted of one of a few things: 1. being too nervous to get/keep it up 2. being too nervous to cum 3. cumming too quickly 4. hurting their girlfriend

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