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Old 07-17-2008, 05:06 PM   #91
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my first time was pretty much like the thread starter's story, except i shat because i wanted to, it DEFINITELY hit her chin, and thanks to that i got laid
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Old 07-17-2008, 05:49 PM   #92
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A day before I went to guitar camp, I was 15, she was 14 (weird..) and we tried to do it missionary but it just didn't work out because i couldn't get it up. so right before she left i put her on top of me and she asked if it could work this way and well the rest is history
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Old 07-17-2008, 06:00 PM   #93
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SPRING BREAK!

2 years ago with my current girlfriend.
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Old 07-18-2008, 01:04 AM   #94
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Man... it doesn't seem like many had good first times. Well mine was awesome and it lasted an hour and half including foreplay.
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Old 07-18-2008, 01:41 AM   #95
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iz dat sum iNs4n3 cLo\/\/n Po55e????
idfk, but I always hear retarded chicks saying that, or having that as away messages.
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Old 07-18-2008, 02:33 AM   #96
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I was with some mole for like.. 2-3 months.
We kinda agreed to do it at her friends house, so she started blowing me on this air-matress.

Then she got on top, then we switched about a million times, almost 2 hours later. I started getting leg-cramps and came.

Haha, worst ever.
I'd never have sex with her again.
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Old 07-18-2008, 09:33 AM   #97
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Man... it doesn't seem like many had good first times. Well mine was awesome and it lasted an hour and half including foreplay.
It's kinda weird that there was foreplay involved with your first time.
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I was with some mole for like.. 2-3 months.
We kinda agreed to do it at her friends house, so she started blowing me on this air-matress.

Then she got on top, then we switched about a million times, almost 2 hours later. I started getting leg-cramps and came.

Haha, worst ever.
I'd never have sex with her again.
Haha. Awesome.
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Old 07-18-2008, 09:43 AM   #98
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It's kinda weird that there was foreplay involved with your first time.
How is it weird? There was foreplay involved in mine.
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Old 07-18-2008, 10:21 AM   #99
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Hahahahahaha.

Buster Hymen & The Virgins.
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Old 07-18-2008, 10:37 AM   #100
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That's my girlfriend.
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Old 07-18-2008, 11:54 AM   #101
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firsty wasnt bad but wasnt great...was just way too nervous to actually enjoy it proper. there was foreplay...seems odder if there wouldnt be?
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LMFAO
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Old 07-18-2008, 04:31 PM   #103
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The BTBAM board is awash with virgins. Why am I not so surprised?


fucking lol. thats a keeper
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Old 07-18-2008, 04:33 PM   #104
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ITT: everyone is fucking iron man, even their first time.
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Old 07-18-2008, 05:11 PM   #105
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wtf does itt. im sure its unnecessary
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Old 07-18-2008, 06:10 PM   #106
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ITT: everyone is fucking iron man, even their first time.
Nah, I suck.
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Old 07-18-2008, 06:48 PM   #107
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wtf does itt. im sure its unnecessary
So is your rampant drug abuse, but you still do it.
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Old 07-18-2008, 10:31 PM   #108
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i think i managed half a pump my first time, and it slipped in by accident

MAWNLY!!
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Old 07-18-2008, 10:56 PM   #109
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So is your rampant drug abuse, but you still do it.
sorry do i know u?
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Old 07-18-2008, 11:32 PM   #110
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Yeah. I'm the guy that makes fun of you doing coke.
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Old 07-18-2008, 11:34 PM   #111
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how's that workin out for ya? making fun of people and all
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Old 07-19-2008, 12:18 AM   #112
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Pretty well so far. The money's not good, but I get a deep sense of self-satisfaction. ;)
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Old 07-19-2008, 02:08 AM   #113
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self-fagisfagtion
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Old 07-19-2008, 08:58 AM   #114
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How is it weird? There was foreplay involved in mine.
I guess it isn't weird. I just associate losing my virginity with complete awkwardness and self-loathing.
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Old 07-19-2008, 08:58 AM   #115
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That's surprisingly fun to say.
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Old 07-19-2008, 10:03 AM   #116
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That rolls off the tongue nicely.



(thats what she said)
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Old 07-21-2008, 10:01 PM   #117
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anyone ever get busted their first time?
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Old 07-22-2008, 01:16 PM   #118
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No, but I did the second time.

We were under a blanket on at futon upstairs at her parents house, and of course, she wanted to get dirty while her parents were home. So her mom comes upstairs and whips the door open and my girl panics and pulls the only blanket there is completely over herself, leaving me stranded in awkwardness, naked, in front of her mom, who actually had a melon ball scooper in her hand.

She said to me "GET YOUR FUCKING PANTS ON! IF I EVER CATCH YOU PANTLESS WITH MY DAUGHTER AGAIN I'M GOING TO USE THIS MELON BALL SCOOPER ON YOUR LITTLE NUTZ!'

And then she stormed downstairs. wtf @ being 16, young, dumb, full of cum?!?!?!?
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Old 07-22-2008, 01:53 PM   #119
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My first time I was a bit nervous. Then even more so when my girlfriend started crying when we were done. It turns out I hurt her vagina pretty bad. What's sad is we don't have sex that often because I consistently leave her in a lot of uncomfortable pain. Either my dick is enormous or she has a smaller than normal twat.
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it seems that everyone's (except ergo_sum of course) first time consisted of one of a few things:
1. being too nervous to get/keep it up
2. being too nervous to cum
3. cumming too quickly
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