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Old 08-07-2009, 12:51 AM   #1021
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Old 08-07-2009, 12:55 AM   #1022
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I got a girlfriend to give me a 'cold blowjob' one time.


Warm wins.
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Old 08-07-2009, 01:43 AM   #1023
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I got a girlfriend to give me a 'cold blowjob' one time.


Warm wins.
Whose girlfriend?
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Old 08-07-2009, 06:06 AM   #1024
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Thread needs sluts fingering their buttholes.
AHAHAHA guess what I just saw.

Radio was playing in the back, nothing like Free Bird while your wrangling the sea beast.

Edit: http://www.youjizz.com/videos/teen-a...am-125016.html here it is. I give you.. lady goatse.
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Old 08-07-2009, 06:35 AM   #1025
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So Finnish girls have cold jagged vaginas?
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Old 08-07-2009, 11:56 AM   #1026
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I'm still waiting for them to invent the flesh-tar. I'd get a Flying-V mocha™
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Old 08-07-2009, 01:58 PM   #1027
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AHAHAHA guess what I just saw.

Radio was playing in the back, nothing like Free Bird while your wrangling the sea beast.

Edit: http://www.youjizz.com/videos/teen-a...am-125016.html here it is. I give you.. lady goatse.
chick's hot, but damn that's gross.
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Old 08-07-2009, 02:08 PM   #1028
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I must say I honestly prefer it over the real vagina.
srsly?
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Old 08-07-2009, 06:23 PM   #1029
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Whose girlfriend?
Mine at the time.
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Old 08-09-2009, 02:39 PM   #1030
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srsly?
I compared the two again, just for you. I have to say the fleshy takes the cake.

But you can't really compare the two if you're in a relationship, or just really emotionally attached to the partner.

If you're an emotionless retard like me, then the choice should be pretty obvious.

...BUT...

The vagina(s) might be jagged after all, so go see for yourself.
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Old 08-10-2009, 12:15 AM   #1031
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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.ph...935a59951c8f84
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Old 08-10-2009, 12:36 AM   #1032
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Hooters Swimsuit Pageant is on..
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Old 08-10-2009, 01:22 AM   #1033
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less fleshlight jack-off tactics more pics of choice booty thanks.
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Old 08-10-2009, 07:08 AM   #1034
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hahaha, "oh shit, it's RAAAAANDY!"
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Old 08-10-2009, 07:35 AM   #1035
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You all suck balls. An entire page and not one ass posted



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Old 08-10-2009, 07:36 AM   #1036
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The movie looked ridiculously stupid, but this promo caught my eye.

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Old 08-10-2009, 04:44 PM   #1037
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that ass is the only reason I watched it.

SPOILER: Nazi's are responsible for the parasitic jew kid/ghost.
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Old 08-10-2009, 06:05 PM   #1038
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I'm guessing it's just a matter of time before tiny pic deletes the 2nd pic in post #1040
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Old 08-12-2009, 06:44 AM   #1039
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@faggots - stop chit chatting and post pics

Not sure what all has been posted already, but I doubt anyone will complain lol






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Old 08-12-2009, 03:59 PM   #1040
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Sasha Grey ftw.
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Old 08-13-2009, 01:12 AM   #1041
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Sasha Grey is has a pretty awesome ass for a little skinny chick
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Old 08-13-2009, 01:35 AM   #1042
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god i love this thread... fap fap fappin
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Old 08-13-2009, 03:52 AM   #1043
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sasha grey does have a great ass, she will also do anything for the right price
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Old 08-13-2009, 06:01 AM   #1044
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I saw a vid once where she _didn't_ get her shitter wrecked, I was all like lolwtf
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Old 08-13-2009, 01:58 PM   #1045
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From what I've seen, her ass gets worked on more than her vag.
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Old 08-13-2009, 06:07 PM   #1046
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This one might be a re-post.

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Old 08-13-2009, 06:09 PM   #1047
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Old 08-13-2009, 08:06 PM   #1048
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Old 08-13-2009, 08:54 PM   #1049
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who hasn't seen that?
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Old 08-13-2009, 10:36 PM   #1050
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Me, man that was great =D
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