Abhorrent Advice column now online!

Coma · 08-22-2006, 10:57 PM

SMNnews.com is happy to announce the launch of our brand new "Abhorrent Advice" column! Our two experts, Ross Sewage of Impaled and Anthony West of XXX Maniak, team up to give you practical, honest, and heart felt advice you wont find anywhere else. You can check out the column's debut at it's temporary home at our official MySpace page here:

deathmetaljohn · 08-22-2006, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Ross Sewage: "I think it's positively anti-cosmic and if I was in one of these bands putting out a shitty album just to make a few bucks off my fans after all my creativity had been sapped dry years earlier, I think I'd just put a gun to my head and blow it the fuck off."

how long ago did ross say this lol?

Coma · 08-22-2006, 11:32 PM

I got the answers from him after Jon shot himself, not sure when he wrote it though, lol. ;)

deathmetaljohn · 08-22-2006, 11:34 PM

i just got done reading the whole thing its fucking amazing, theres no way i can pick a favorite whens the next one?!

Coma · 08-22-2006, 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deathmetaljohn

i just got done reading the whole thing its fucking amazing, theres no way i can pick a favorite whens the next one?!

haha, glad you liked it. It'll probably be a monthly thing. We'll probably have various "guests" sometimes too.

deathmetaljohn · 08-22-2006, 11:39 PM

godamn this is brilliant i think my favorites are ross's response to asking if he would like to be a woman and anthony's "My musical influences are Michael Jackson exclusively since an alien host took over his body in the late 90s."

Huge Cock · 08-22-2006, 11:41 PM

this is probably the gayest shit ive ever seen

deathmetaljohn · 08-22-2006, 11:47 PM

you didnt find this amusing?

08-22-2006, 10:57 PM	#1
Coma Administrator Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 37,918 Rep Power: 10	Abhorrent Advice column now online! SMNnews.com is happy to announce the launch of our brand new "Abhorrent Advice" column! Our two experts, Ross Sewage of Impaled and Anthony West of XXX Maniak, team up to give you practical, honest, and heart felt advice you wont find anywhere else. You can check out the column's debut at it's temporary home at our official MySpace page here: __________________ upcoming shows: mdf

08-22-2006, 11:32 PM	#3
Coma Administrator Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 37,918 Rep Power: 10	I got the answers from him after Jon shot himself, not sure when he wrote it though, lol. ;) __________________ upcoming shows: mdf

08-22-2006, 11:34 PM	#4
deathmetaljohn Registered User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: maryland Posts: 540 Rep Power: 7	i just got done reading the whole thing its fucking amazing, theres no way i can pick a favorite whens the next one?! __________________

08-22-2006, 11:39 PM	#6
deathmetaljohn Registered User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: maryland Posts: 540 Rep Power: 7	godamn this is brilliant i think my favorites are ross's response to asking if he would like to be a woman and anthony's "My musical influences are Michael Jackson exclusively since an alien host took over his body in the late 90s." __________________

08-22-2006, 11:47 PM	#8
deathmetaljohn Registered User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: maryland Posts: 540 Rep Power: 7	you didnt find this amusing? __________________

08-22-2006, 11:41 PM	#7
Huge Cock Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: In Torment Posts: 54 Rep Power: 0	this is probably the gayest shit ive ever seen

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