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Old 12-15-2008, 06:23 PM   #181
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Old 12-15-2008, 06:33 PM   #182
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Old 12-15-2008, 06:41 PM   #183
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me and this girl were messing around when we were drunk one night, ended up fucking her without a condom. she called me up on april 1st (like 2 weeks after) and told me she was pregnant, i freaked the fuck out for like 3 hours until she texted me "april fools."

then i fucked her again the next day lawl
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Old 12-15-2008, 06:46 PM   #184
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Old 12-15-2008, 06:47 PM   #185
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Fucking thanksgiving weekend I was worrying like a mother fucker that my girlfriend was pregnant...shit is scary.
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Old 12-15-2008, 06:54 PM   #186
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me and this girl were messing around when we were drunk one night, ended up fucking her without a condom. she called me up on april 1st (like 2 weeks after) and told me she was pregnant, i freaked the fuck out for like 3 hours until she texted me "april fools."

then i fucked her again the next day lawl
I would have blown all in that shit the next time and then said "i'll be around to help you raise it." then text her april fools and move to mexico. fucking cunt.
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Old 12-15-2008, 07:08 PM   #187
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Ninth grade. My first sexual experience that actually involved nudity. While we're fondling each other, she asks me if I like Diet Coke.

Me: It's alright.
Girl: Well, I LOVE it. How 'bout you go get me a bottle of it? I go downstairs and grab a 20 ounce bottle from the fridge.

When I return, she says it's too cold. Girl: How 'bout warming it up...by rubbing it on my pussy? So I began to rub her vigorously with the bottle. Soon enough, she asks me to shove it inside of her. She really enjoys it, and so do I because I KNOW that, with this girl, I'm defiantly going to get off. That's when it gets crazy. She rips out the bottle, opens it, and begins filling her pussy with Diet Coke. I swear, she nearly empties the whole thing into her vag! I had seriously underestimated this pussy's liquid retention volume.

Girl: YOU LIKE DIET COKE?!?!?!? OH YEAH OH YEAH DRINK IT FROM ME!

I was noticeably freaked, but I did want to get off, and I didn't want my first load-blow to be into 18.7 fluid ounces of a 0-calorie beverage. I began to go down on her, until she said the exact wrong thing.

Girl: OH YEAH, DRINK IT FROM ME! I'M THE KOOL-AID MAN! OH YEAH! OH YEAH!

I don't know how she did it with 16-year-old voice, but she sounded exactly like the Kool-Aid man from the commercials. I glanced at the wall, half-expecting him to burst through and offer me a fruity beverage. I was extremely turned-off. She could tell, too. As she sat up to see what was wrong, she twisted her body in such a way that Diet Coke shot out of her and all over my face, chest, and groin. And it was at that sticky, low-calorie moment that my parents chose to pull into the driveway.
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Old 12-15-2008, 07:15 PM   #188
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No.Fucking.Way.


dr0ne helped you with that story. No fucking way that is true.
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Old 12-15-2008, 07:18 PM   #189
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Ninth grade. My first sexual experience that actually involved nudity. While we're fondling each other, she asks me if I like Diet Coke.

Me: It's alright.
Girl: Well, I LOVE it. How 'bout you go get me a bottle of it? I go downstairs and grab a 20 ounce bottle from the fridge.

When I return, she says it's too cold. Girl: How 'bout warming it up...by rubbing it on my pussy? So I began to rub her vigorously with the bottle. Soon enough, she asks me to shove it inside of her. She really enjoys it, and so do I because I KNOW that, with this girl, I'm defiantly going to get off. That's when it gets crazy. She rips out the bottle, opens it, and begins filling her pussy with Diet Coke. I swear, she nearly empties the whole thing into her vag! I had seriously underestimated this pussy's liquid retention volume.

Girl: YOU LIKE DIET COKE?!?!?!? OH YEAH OH YEAH DRINK IT FROM ME!

I was noticeably freaked, but I did want to get off, and I didn't want my first load-blow to be into 18.7 fluid ounces of a 0-calorie beverage. I began to go down on her, until she said the exact wrong thing.

Girl: OH YEAH, DRINK IT FROM ME! I'M THE KOOL-AID MAN! OH YEAH! OH YEAH!

I don't know how she did it with 16-year-old voice, but she sounded exactly like the Kool-Aid man from the commercials. I glanced at the wall, half-expecting him to burst through and offer me a fruity beverage. I was extremely turned-off. She could tell, too. As she sat up to see what was wrong, she twisted her body in such a way that Diet Coke shot out of her and all over my face, chest, and groin. And it was at that sticky, low-calorie moment that my parents chose to pull into the driveway.
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo holmes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
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Old 12-15-2008, 07:20 PM   #190
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Girl: OH YEAH, DRINK IT FROM ME! I'M THE KOOL-AID MAN! OH YEAH! OH YEAH!
best thing I've ever read
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Old 12-15-2008, 07:56 PM   #191
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god damn..
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Old 12-15-2008, 07:58 PM   #192
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lmfao hard hahahaha
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Old 12-16-2008, 12:10 AM   #193
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i hope that is a true story because it is AMAZING.
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Old 12-16-2008, 12:25 AM   #194
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And it was at that sticky, low-calorie moment that my parents chose to pull into the driveway.
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Old 12-16-2008, 12:26 AM   #195
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Its too damn amazing to be true...
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Old 12-16-2008, 12:57 AM   #196
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that story was amazing.
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Old 12-16-2008, 01:00 AM   #197
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This thread may have very well hit the pinnacle of epicness....
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Old 12-16-2008, 01:02 AM   #198
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That post was definitely in the making for days. Regardless, it's win.
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Old 12-16-2008, 04:27 AM   #199
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I would have blown all in that shit the next time and then said "i'll be around to help you raise it." then text her april fools and move to mexico. fucking cunt.
ya, i was on the verge of having a meltdown and losing it, i was so pissed/relieved that it was just a joke.
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Old 12-16-2008, 12:20 PM   #200
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Its too damn amazing to be true...
troof. too bad cause that was lolz for days
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Old 12-16-2008, 12:23 PM   #201
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franman really needs to deliver the pic.
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Old 12-16-2008, 03:54 PM   #202
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Ninth grade. My first sexual experience that actually involved nudity. While we're fondling each other, she asks me if I like Diet Coke.

Me: It's alright.
Girl: Well, I LOVE it. How 'bout you go get me a bottle of it? I go downstairs and grab a 20 ounce bottle from the fridge.

When I return, she says it's too cold. Girl: How 'bout warming it up...by rubbing it on my pussy? So I began to rub her vigorously with the bottle. Soon enough, she asks me to shove it inside of her. She really enjoys it, and so do I because I KNOW that, with this girl, I'm defiantly going to get off. That's when it gets crazy. She rips out the bottle, opens it, and begins filling her pussy with Diet Coke. I swear, she nearly empties the whole thing into her vag! I had seriously underestimated this pussy's liquid retention volume.

Girl: YOU LIKE DIET COKE?!?!?!? OH YEAH OH YEAH DRINK IT FROM ME!

I was noticeably freaked, but I did want to get off, and I didn't want my first load-blow to be into 18.7 fluid ounces of a 0-calorie beverage. I began to go down on her, until she said the exact wrong thing.

Girl: OH YEAH, DRINK IT FROM ME! I'M THE KOOL-AID MAN! OH YEAH! OH YEAH!

I don't know how she did it with 16-year-old voice, but she sounded exactly like the Kool-Aid man from the commercials. I glanced at the wall, half-expecting him to burst through and offer me a fruity beverage. I was extremely turned-off. She could tell, too. As she sat up to see what was wrong, she twisted her body in such a way that Diet Coke shot out of her and all over my face, chest, and groin. And it was at that sticky, low-calorie moment that my parents chose to pull into the driveway.
Hey remember all those times you trashed people for posting stuff off of /b/? lolololololol
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Old 12-16-2008, 04:00 PM   #203
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Hey remember all those times you trashed people for posting stuff off of /b/? lolololololol
I didn't get that from /b/ moron. lololololol


Get off my nuts dude, it's getting sad.
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Old 12-17-2008, 10:03 PM   #204
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Win.
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Old 12-17-2008, 10:05 PM   #205
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btw she caught me after taking that pic. She was drunk and tried looking at my pictures, but I showed her the videos screen and she didn't notice. I emailed it to myself and deleted it from my phone immediately.
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Old 12-17-2008, 10:06 PM   #206
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looks like a dude lol..
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Old 12-17-2008, 10:08 PM   #207
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What a manly top of her head...
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Old 12-17-2008, 10:13 PM   #208
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I'll be honest... I wanted a peek of your peepee
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Old 12-17-2008, 10:17 PM   #209
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parabola pre-dick head???
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Old 12-17-2008, 10:18 PM   #210
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I really wish I had gotten a little in there =[ Like I only had one shot to get the picture. And I really wanted to get her as she got the tip. But no, I had to get her as she went all the way down. Should've videotaped it. Fuck.
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