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Old 02-29-2012, 07:20 PM   #1
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Please tell me it's not true

Snooki is pregnant. God save us all.

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Old 02-29-2012, 07:21 PM   #2
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Also, kind of excited to see the trainwreck that is establishing paternity. I hope they do a Maury-esque 'you are/are not the father' kind of thing.

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Old 02-29-2012, 07:22 PM   #3
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Her due date is December 21, also. What a coincidence!
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Old 02-29-2012, 07:27 PM   #4
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Her due date is December 21, also. What a coincidence!
lmao is this real life
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Old 02-29-2012, 07:29 PM   #5
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Old 02-29-2012, 07:30 PM   #6
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Old 02-29-2012, 07:33 PM   #7
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Her due date is December 21, also. What a coincidence!
fucking hysterical
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Old 02-29-2012, 07:34 PM   #8
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Old 02-29-2012, 07:39 PM   #9
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Old 02-29-2012, 07:46 PM   #10
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fists were implied. I wouldn't fuck that std cavern with your dick.
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Old 02-29-2012, 08:15 PM   #11
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The real question is why do any of you give a shit?
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Old 02-29-2012, 08:17 PM   #12
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Delete this thread and give an infraction to the OP.
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Old 02-29-2012, 08:46 PM   #13
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lame story but I was at a local diner and there were a bunch of people making a commotion and I asked the waitress what the big deal was. Apparently snookie and a few other losers from the same stupid show were just there and I saw them leave in bmw 328i's and infiniti g35's. big money right there lol.

Shes from a close by town and my oldest friend hooked up with one of her friends at a party a few years ago. This town sucks.
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Old 02-29-2012, 08:47 PM   #14
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Snooki looks like Skeetsystem now is almost equally worthless

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+1 on who gives a fuck, come on Gus

I want to adopt a healthy 11-13 year old girl. No I would not fuck it or whore her out (you sick fucker) but just to keep the house clean for a few years. Make a deal, you keep this place clean..you don't go back to the rape-house orphanage you came from.

My girl is all for it too..bring back "the indentured servant"

It doesn't even have to be a white one..

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Old 02-29-2012, 09:05 PM   #15
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Old 02-29-2012, 09:12 PM   #16
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Old 02-29-2012, 09:31 PM   #17
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Her due date is December 21, also. What a coincidence!
behold, the great beast; destroyer of verisimilitude.
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Old 02-29-2012, 09:55 PM   #18
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Is it me or doesn't Snooki sorta remind you of an ewok? Just sayin'...
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Old 03-01-2012, 01:12 AM   #19
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Who the fuck is this person? lol
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Old 03-01-2012, 01:18 AM   #20
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now let's wait for Beavis & Butt-head to comment on the subject.
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Old 03-01-2012, 01:32 AM   #21
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she's not actually preggo.
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Old 03-01-2012, 01:34 AM   #22
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Old 03-01-2012, 01:44 AM   #23
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Old 03-01-2012, 02:11 AM   #24
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It doesn't even have to be a white one..
Awwww but I've always wanted a white slave.

LOL @ your username change.
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Old 03-01-2012, 02:17 AM   #25
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Old 03-01-2012, 04:10 AM   #26
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Don't worry dudes, I'm sure this guy will take care of her again:

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Old 03-01-2012, 05:14 AM   #27
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Don't worry dudes, I'm sure this guy will take care of her again:
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Old 03-01-2012, 05:18 AM   #28
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Woohoo! Thanks for posting that, I forgot how good that album is.

I fucking heart Juan's vocals. Wish he would get back in the game.
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Old 03-07-2012, 10:15 AM   #29
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It's being confirmed, the anti-christ is coming:

http://tv.uk.msn.com/news/tv-star-sn...irms-pregnancy

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