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Old 06-15-2009, 06:11 PM   #151
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Hey wasn't this the festival last year where that bird got her gear off etc?
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Old 06-15-2009, 06:28 PM   #152
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Yeah, next year! I will be there!
Who is going to the NRW Death Fest? Some Pretty nice line up! And i dont need a permission!
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Old 06-15-2009, 06:37 PM   #153
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Hey wasn't this the festival last year where that bird got her gear off etc?
Hahaha! I remember that! Didn't she get fucked by like, ten different guys?
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Old 06-15-2009, 07:43 PM   #154
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Who is going to the NRW Death Fest? Some Pretty nice line up! And i dont need a permission!
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Old 06-15-2009, 11:32 PM   #155
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Hahaha! I remember that! Didn't she get fucked by like, ten different guys?
awesome hahah I member her, that old thread needs to be in the archives if not
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Old 06-16-2009, 02:36 AM   #156
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Hahaha! I remember that! Didn't she get fucked by like, ten different guys?
Yeah that female was there again but I think her reputation precedes her now so most steered clear of the potential infection lol
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Old 06-16-2009, 03:15 AM   #157
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Yeah that female was there again but I think her reputation precedes her now so most steered clear of the potential infection lol
hahaha, did she have clothes on this time?
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Old 06-16-2009, 03:35 AM   #158
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Old 06-16-2009, 04:30 AM   #159
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Who is going to the NRW Death Fest? Some Pretty nice line up! And i dont need a permission!
Aye I'll be there with the Cerebral Bore lads.
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Old 06-16-2009, 06:31 AM   #160
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do they put on a good show? like - even better than crepitation?
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Old 06-16-2009, 06:54 AM   #161
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yeah, we shook hands thursday night, thats all haha you seemed pissed anyways and i was busy organizing the gr33n
Hm, I wasn't pissed. Maybe I was still annoyed by Vriend constantly asking stupid questions (for example "Is it possible to buy water at the festival area?"), standing on my feet, asking for Jewski and my bassplayer Philip or something else... LOL

Or I might have been annoyed by our drummer who didn't store any of the gr33n at his house. I mean, he lives around the corner and could have made a shitload of cash. Next year I'll turn his place into a crack house and take care of the business myself!

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Old 06-16-2009, 10:47 AM   #162
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Hm, I wasn't pissed. Maybe I was still annoyed by Vriend constantly asking stupid questions
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Old 06-16-2009, 10:54 AM   #163
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hahaha, did she have clothes on this time?
yeah, i talked to her and she was surprised everyone knew her name, she did complain about her being on youporn(she isnt anymore you wankers, i still have the video though haha), because she said the photos were meant to be funny and not for people to jerk off to
how disillusional do you have to be to think guys wouldnt wank over a naked lady spreading her scunt (std-cunt)...next time im gonna make her a banner she can put around her wrist saying "just for fun - not for wank"
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Old 06-16-2009, 10:54 AM   #164
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so vriend is exactly how he is on the forum? I thought it was a gimmick to get attention on here.
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Old 06-16-2009, 10:54 AM   #165
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Old 06-16-2009, 11:01 AM   #166
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Old 06-16-2009, 11:03 AM   #167
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Old 06-16-2009, 11:08 AM   #168
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Old 06-16-2009, 11:13 AM   #169
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come on, i saw them once and swore to myself to never see them again, the prepubescent humor is so embarressing, wow look we are so funny we have dildos on the heads, and besides, the umpa umpa goregrind shit gets so fucking boring after a while
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Old 06-16-2009, 11:27 AM   #170
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Are you massaging ravioli into your cock while you stare that guy out or something?
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Old 06-16-2009, 11:35 AM   #171
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come on, i saw them once and swore to myself to never see them again, the prepubescent humor is so embarressing, wow look we are so funny we have dildos on the heads, and besides, the umpa umpa goregrind shit gets so fucking boring after a while
Amen.
I had the hideous misfortune of witnessing them at OEF06 and it went so far beyond awful it actually crossed into 'painful' territory.

THe only band I've seen so far who deliberately stopped their set midway through for at least ten minutes to try and persuade anyone female to get up onstage for a 'dildo deepthroating contest', even though no-one gave a fuck at all.... the wait was only ended by someone getting volunteered, getting up on stage and promptly refusing to do fuck all, meaning the band had to just distract from the whole charade by playing yet more of their ridiculously shit porngrind bollocks.

Worst band I've seen by far.
And I've seen Annotations Of An Autopsy live (not by choice I must add).

Can anyone enlighten me as to what was with the stage gear for Crep?
I've just seen some of the photos from the set on Facebook and it looks pretty fucking hilarious tbh!

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Old 06-16-2009, 11:37 AM   #172
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For the benefit of other non-attendees, this is what I'm referring to Crep-wise:
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Old 06-16-2009, 11:40 AM   #173
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come on, i saw them once and swore to myself to never see them again, the prepubescent humor is so embarressing, wow look we are so funny we have dildos on the heads, and besides, the umpa umpa goregrind shit gets so fucking boring after a while
Goregrind: Serious Business.
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Old 06-16-2009, 11:44 AM   #175
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GUT are more porngrind than regular "goregrind"... unless you've been sticking your cock in some SERIOUSLY wrong places/holes/stumps.
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Old 06-16-2009, 12:10 PM   #176
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Old 06-16-2009, 12:16 PM   #177
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Old 06-16-2009, 01:25 PM   #178
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Old 06-16-2009, 01:47 PM   #179
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Did any of you fags watch Gut?
Can't speak for the fags, but I saw part of their set and was surprised. After their show at the NRW Deathfest a couple of years ago I didn't expect much. Well, actually I expected them to be the worst band at the festival, but they were pretty good for what they're doing. A few years ago I sold my complete Gut collection and don't regret doing that. I'm not into that style of grind anymore at all, but I have to admit that I would have loved that show 12 years ago.


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Really? LOL

Well, I tried to be nice all the time and actually I am nice most of the time.

Next year I'll introduce Vriend to the Troll of the Black Forest. Then those two weirdos could ask each other questions all day long. LOL



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Hell yeah! And I think Shawn would spend all of his merch money there, too. If I'd offer more than just the gr33n...

Ok, I'm off re-establishing some old connections...
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THe only band I've seen so far who deliberately stopped their set midway through for at least ten minutes to try and persuade anyone female to get up onstage for a 'dildo deepthroating contest', even though no-one gave a fuck at all....
lamest shit ever.
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