Amazing Review Of MDF X

[FTS]

http://christwire.org/2012/06/expose...-our-children/

LOLZ

[anubis_99]

Electrified fences topped with barb wire, satanic bibles, sacrificial animals. This guy is pretty funny. What would probably make Maryland Deathfest 2013fun and interesting is if those nutjobs that say God hates everything including Maryland Blue Crabs from either Tennesee, or Oklahoma or wherever they are would come over here and start protesting the fest. They made it over here to Baltimore before to protest a military servicemans funeral so I'm sure they could make it again.

[SwedeMetal]

Christwire rules.

[necroJonicon]

That was hilarious!

[Smammered]

Wonder how many people took this seriously?

[Deadite]

Originally Posted by anubis_99

Electrified fences topped with barb wire, satanic bibles, sacrificial animals.

Make this happen for 2013, should be pretty great.

So who set things on fire? Who vandalized? Who kidnapped the girls and took them to the fest?

Silly Christian writers. This reads like some Soviet era propaganda. I say the fest is even more of a success because of this article.

[Hunter Drugs-Hendrix]

Originally Posted by Smammered

Wonder how many people took this seriously?

hahaha ^^^^^That Guy^^^^ did


makes this funnier.

[donkeytron]

It doesn't surprise me that believe that it's real, until all the vulagarity pops. I would think that would tip people off that it's satire. Funny read. Great site.

[RottingBeercan]

Originally Posted by anubis_99

What would probably make Maryland Deathfest 2013fun and interesting is if those nutjobs that say God hates everything including Maryland Blue Crabs from either Tennesee, or Oklahoma or wherever they are would come over here and start protesting the fest.

the Westboro Baptist Church is from Kansas. also not sure if anyone saw them, but there were protestors Friday night after the fest around Baltimore Street with the strip clubs who had tons of typical signs with Pro-Jesus sayings and their own vans that said JESUS CHRIST on them

[teapot]

Christwire is the best example of Poe's Law I have ever seen. The comments section for every article ends up in half the commenters being butthurt with their inability to spot satire and the other half rightfully trolling them. I love Brother Job. Actually, pretty much every comment on this article bought it.

With a special noon event titled simply “Christians vs. Lions Cagefight” and acts with blatantly Satanic names like Black Witchery, The Devil’s Blood, Archgoat, October 31, Morbid Angel, and Hellbastard, the focus of Saturday’s cloven hooved, heathen ritual seemed as clear as blackest onyx.

[Sonar FOH]

So happy I was a part of this.