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Old 02-24-2014, 11:36 AM   #481
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Re: Whats ur worst experience with girls?

Had this girl coming over on the weekend and we just fucked for hours. Now she keeps texting me, I think she might be falling in love or something. It's probably not gonna end well. DAMN THIS SHIT IS HARD SON

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Old 02-24-2014, 02:35 PM   #482
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HAHAHA HOLY SHIT!

"Hey Dan, here's the girl I told you about (with the gas) I managed to get her back and it's all normal now, who da man?! xxxx"

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Old 02-24-2014, 02:46 PM   #483
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that's the chick there on the right?
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Old 02-24-2014, 02:51 PM   #484
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no that's my friend, left one is the one that pood in her mouth.
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Old 02-24-2014, 03:13 PM   #485
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lol
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Old 02-24-2014, 03:20 PM   #486
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Holy fuck the right one look like a Olympic swimmer from the eighties East Germany. All fed up with nails and sawdust. The left is a Fall out Boy fan...
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Old 02-24-2014, 04:09 PM   #487
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It's nice being able to put a face to the doodoo receiver.
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Old 02-24-2014, 04:41 PM   #488
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Would bang poo mouth lesbian seagull.
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Old 02-24-2014, 06:03 PM   #489
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Haha I know that girl. She's actually kinda how I met Shredz as he took over her job. She used to seem like such a nice girl.
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Old 02-24-2014, 06:05 PM   #490
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*pooed
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Old 02-24-2014, 07:13 PM   #491
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not only is the girl sassy, she's also a little gassy.
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Old 02-24-2014, 10:42 PM   #492
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We should have a thread dedicated only for funny and embarrassing poop , fart and vomit stories. For me that stuff never gets boring...
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Old 02-24-2014, 10:48 PM   #493
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i guess you can say, that shit never gets old.
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Old 02-24-2014, 11:00 PM   #494
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Yes I guess you could or that turd never gets antique.
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Old 02-25-2014, 01:25 PM   #495
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having a threesome with my 2 very good looking girl mates
elaborate and teach how it is achieved?
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Old 03-02-2014, 10:02 AM   #496
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my crazy ex girlfriend is stalking me =\
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Old 03-03-2014, 12:15 AM   #497
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Some of the stories here are like from a romantic harlequin novel.

You are just fed up with porn and trying to connect to that loving feeling again. Like when you were young and untarnished. Faggots
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Old 03-28-2014, 06:41 AM   #498
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Re: Whats ur worst experience with girls?

Made this french girl cry at work yesterday. Basically, my office area suddenly started smelling like someone had heated fish in the microwave. So as I hate that fucking smell, I started complaining and laughing about it. Then all of a sudden this chick gets up crying and goes to the toilet.

Turns out she was in her period and has developed some kind of vaginal fungus according to the girls that asked why she was crying, so all girls hate me now as I embarrased her. Is it really my fault, wtf? #sisscience
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Old 03-28-2014, 06:49 AM   #499
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bully scum
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Old 03-28-2014, 06:52 AM   #500
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Life Protip: Never complain about a smell. Grin and bear it.

Nothing good has ever come about from questioning a smell.
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Old 03-28-2014, 07:01 AM   #501
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How? I was only asking who was eating fish in the office I wasn't going around saying WOMEN PLEASE WASH YOUR BOXES IT FUCKING STINKS!!

I've never experience this kind of shit before, talk about putting a brom off from eating out.
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Old 03-28-2014, 07:14 AM   #502
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https://efukt.com/21049_It%27s_Only_Smellz.html
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Old 03-28-2014, 12:18 PM   #503
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^^ lol
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Old 03-28-2014, 04:12 PM   #504
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That was much more than the smellz
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Old 03-28-2014, 07:38 PM   #505
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just the right amount the alcohol and the right amount of subtle sexual comments/flirtation. for me luckily they have known me for years and i have never came across like a scumbag or douche so the comfort part was already established. plus i've frequently flirted with both of them separately so the mutual attraction was there. only tricky part was involving both of them. so i basically just kept saying things like "friend A dont you think friend B looks cute when she wears/does this?" and vice versa. basically coercing them in complimenting each other while the alcohol flows and i'm the in the corner giving the mad scientist look saying "Gooood, gooood". so before you know it, it just sort of happened after i asked them to each individually rate me as a kisser. then bam, my penis was working overtime that night. i still wank it to the events of that night to this day
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Old 03-28-2014, 08:11 PM   #506
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just the right amount the alcohol and the right amount of subtle sexual comments/flirtation. for me luckily they have known me for years and i have never came across like a scumbag or douche so the comfort part was already established. plus i've frequently flirted with both of them separately so the mutual attraction was there. only tricky part was involving both of them. so i basically just kept saying things like "friend A dont you think friend B looks cute when she wears/does this?" and vice versa. basically coercing them in complimenting each other while the alcohol flows and i'm the in the corner giving the mad scientist look saying "Gooood, gooood". so before you know it, it just sort of happened after i asked them to each individually rate me as a kisser. then bam, my penis was working overtime that night. i still wank it to the events of that night to this day
We need to get this framed and hang it on one of the SMN walls.
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Old 03-28-2014, 08:34 PM   #507
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Now a guide about how you sleep with your mother. hahaha
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