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Old 08-12-2012, 04:01 PM   #1
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IN HONOR OF THE GREATEST NATION OF THE WORLD



FOR ONCE AGAIN DEFEATING THE NIGGARDLY, SCHEMING CHINAMEN AND ALL THE FAGGOTY METROSEXUALS THAT LIVE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HOMOSEXUAL OCEAN. YA'LL SHOULD JUST KEEP SITTING OUT THE OLYMPIC GAMES UNTIL RICKSHAW RACING, SMALL PENIS HAVING, AND "WHO CAN MAKE THE MOST COLORFUL BUT WORTHLESS WEIRD SIZED MONOPOLY MONEY" BECOME OLYMPIC EVENTS.

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Old 08-12-2012, 04:06 PM   #2
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Old 08-12-2012, 04:09 PM   #3
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Old 08-12-2012, 04:32 PM   #4
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MY PLANS FOR TODAY ARE TO GO TO THE NEAREST PANDA EXPRESS AND PAY FOR MY FOOD IN AMERICAN FLAGS WHEN I GET TO THE COUNTER
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Old 08-12-2012, 04:38 PM   #5
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lol, good thread. I laughed heartily.
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Old 08-12-2012, 05:04 PM   #6
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Damn it skeet. I thought with your new profile you were not going to post any more pics.
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Old 08-12-2012, 05:09 PM   #7
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That's an old pic. Not one of you better threads. And, by the thread title I was hoping for a North Korea uniform. Tch tch tch. 2/10.
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Old 08-12-2012, 05:20 PM   #8
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CAN'T HEAR YOU GUYS OVER THE SOUND OF MY BITCHIN BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN PLAYLIST, COMRADES

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Old 08-12-2012, 06:01 PM   #9
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Go watch some Nascar, Americafag. Who cares about fucking amateur sports.
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Old 08-12-2012, 06:27 PM   #10
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i know a fat guy from soulseek who would have sex with you
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Old 08-12-2012, 06:28 PM   #11
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I want to be in Skeet.
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Old 08-12-2012, 06:47 PM   #12
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Old 08-12-2012, 09:23 PM   #13
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North Korea uniform pls.
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Old 08-12-2012, 09:43 PM   #14
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I don't think that's skeet.
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Old 08-12-2012, 09:49 PM   #15
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So are you gonna get the surgery? Should get a kickstarter going so you can take donations.
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Old 08-12-2012, 09:57 PM   #16
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could you imagine the gifts for the different levels of backing?

$1: Thank you, you have made this journey towards unfaggotry move forward one step. As a token of our thanks please accept one of skeets pubes

$20: Wow, you're really committed to seeing this through aren't you? For this amount we will send you 1tsp of skeet's skeet in a sealed container on dry ice.

$5000: You are a homo's best friend. For your generous donation we will send you none other than skeet's own mounted, stuffed, penis. Penis will be handled by a professional taxidermist and mounted to a handcrafted mahogany backing in the shape of Luke Jaeger's head.
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Old 08-12-2012, 10:04 PM   #17
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could you imagine the gifts for the different levels of backing?

$1: Thank you, you have made this journey towards unfaggotry move forward one step. As a token of our thanks please accept one of skeets pubes

$20: Wow, you're really committed to seeing this through aren't you? For this amount we will send you 1tsp of skeet's skeet in a sealed container on dry ice.

$5000: You are a homo's best friend. For your generous donation we will send you none other than skeet's own mounted, stuffed, penis. Penis will be handled by a professional taxidermist and mounted to a handcrafted mahogany backing in the shape of Luke Jaeger's head.
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Old 08-12-2012, 10:07 PM   #18
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LOL...how funny would it be to tell people that you paid for someone's dick to be removed?
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Old 08-12-2012, 10:12 PM   #19
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Old 08-12-2012, 10:24 PM   #20
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Old 08-13-2012, 12:57 AM   #21
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Oh wow you talk to people on soulseek? LADIES MAN ALERT

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unfaggotry

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Uh...
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Old 08-13-2012, 01:10 AM   #22
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Go watch some Nascar, Americafag. Who cares about fucking amateur sports.
YOU COULD LEARN FROM US HOMOS. THE LAST TIME YOU TRIED TO MAKE YOUR CAPITAL A GATED COMMUNITY IT FAILED HORRIBLY. WE DO THAT SHIT ON THE REG.
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Old 08-13-2012, 01:26 AM   #23
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thanks for confirming
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THIS THREAD IS IN DIRE NEED OF SOME HOMO-SNAIL-PIENS

















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Old 08-13-2012, 01:50 AM   #25
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Old 08-13-2012, 02:05 AM   #26
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Old 08-13-2012, 03:09 AM   #27
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Niche.

Also, why no smiling in your pics Skeet?
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Old 08-13-2012, 03:13 AM   #28
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I was trying to fap to those snails but could only get skeet's pic as flashbacks. Fuck life...
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Old 08-13-2012, 05:26 AM   #29
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Maybe start a thread asking for tips to improve your technique.
There's already one for guitar... why not?
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