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Old 05-19-2012, 07:57 PM   #8521
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Got Max Payne 3 the other day. Fucking awesome
lol. no noir, sticky cover shooting, uber painkillers, no "comic-book cutscenes", endless retarded "normal" cutscenes... it sure sounds like a max payne game. lulz

also, whoever bought diablo 3 is a disgusting human being. supporting such drm should be punishable by death by skeet cock asphyxiation
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Old 05-19-2012, 08:25 PM   #8522
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lol. no noir, sticky cover shooting, uber painkillers, no "comic-book cutscenes", endless retarded "normal" cutscenes... it sure sounds like a max payne game. lulz
Its definitely moved away from the first two but im such a sucker for Max's "despise everything" personality. I haven't seemed to have any trouble with the cover system yet but i can understand your complaints. All in all im a fan of it but it doesn't touch the first two in terms of badassness
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Old 05-19-2012, 08:42 PM   #8523
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lol. no noir, sticky cover shooting, uber painkillers, no "comic-book cutscenes", endless retarded "normal" cutscenes... it sure sounds like a max payne game. lulz
Cool story bro, the cover system is there because it's built into RAGE, why would they remove it? Also, guess your forgot to mention bullet time doesn't regenerate like it did in MP2, huh, cause that would make you seem like a bitter fuck? Enjoy being a mad as hell Kosovian faggot
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Old 05-20-2012, 12:32 AM   #8524
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also, whoever bought diablo 3 is a disgusting human being. supporting such drm should be punishable by death by skeet cock asphyxiation
It's a fucking pain in the ass, but the game is just too fun. Currently lvl 38 act 2 nightmare. I get lots of connection time-outs, and subsequently have to restart quests all the time. Ping is nightmarish, 60-200, often it raises to >9000, nine of ten times I die it is because the screen freezes and 20 sec later you see your dead char lying on the ground. I wonder how anyone would attempt to play that shit hardcore mode.

Also the story is so lame and random, I can't take it even remotely serious. Especially the ending blows really hard, I wonder with what kind of crap they'll come up for the add-on.

Spoiler in black: The hot bitch is Diablo
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Old 05-20-2012, 11:53 AM   #8525
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It's fucking Sunday afternoon, and the servers are down wtf. I was so stoked for listening Behemoth and slaying monsters. FU Blizzard.
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Old 05-20-2012, 06:38 PM   #8526
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You on Americas servers by chance? Gf and I are making our way through Nightmare, almost to Act 3. Wiz / WD.
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Old 05-20-2012, 10:03 PM   #8527
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Nah, Euroserver. I guess the ping probably wouldn't be worse if I played on American though.
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Old 05-20-2012, 10:23 PM   #8528
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Trying to beat Dom's score of 177 lines, no such luck.
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Old 05-21-2012, 04:15 PM   #8529
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new ps3 tech demo by Quantic Dream. These guys can do no wrong.
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Old 05-21-2012, 04:20 PM   #8530
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was in last month's GI, pretty impressive.
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Old 05-21-2012, 04:23 PM   #8531
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I FUCKING LOVE JET FORCE GEMINI!!

i busted out my copy about a month ago. i got so many ant heads...
How many? I'm nowhere near the end of the game and it keeps crashing unfortunately. So pissed.
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Old 05-21-2012, 04:29 PM   #8532
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how's that impressive? making detailed animations for scripted cutscenes in controlled "environments" with an average polycount and texture resolution is hardly "impressive"

plus, heavy rain was one of the worst excuses for a game i ever saw. it was basically a glorified visual novel, lol
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Old 05-21-2012, 04:59 PM   #8533
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you are the angriest video game nerd in the world. it's hilarious.
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Old 05-21-2012, 05:02 PM   #8534
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he's also like 5'6, which makes it even funnier, midget rage
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Old 05-21-2012, 05:05 PM   #8535
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you are the angriest video game nerd in the world. it's hilarious.
could you elaborate on this imaginary "anger" you appear to perceive? are you projecting or something? or are you just butthurt that i insulted one of your favourite "games"?
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Old 05-21-2012, 05:39 PM   #8536
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Seems that your only purpose in this thread is to shit on games and "lol" at anyone who doesn't have the same wealth of video game knowledge as yourself. Granted I don't check this thread often, so you may have had some good things to say in the past. But now you just sound like a crochety old elitist fuck.
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Old 05-21-2012, 05:42 PM   #8537
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could you elaborate on this imaginary "anger" you appear to perceive? are you projecting or something? or are you just butthurt that i insulted one of your favourite "games"?


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Old 05-21-2012, 07:20 PM   #8538
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His games attitude isn't news. He's the gamecunter.
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Old 05-21-2012, 07:26 PM   #8539
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To be honest, I agree with Shadow regarding that clip.

The concept is kinda interesting, but if you're hyping the animation and graphics, they are good but nothing that spectacular.

Shadow comes off as a bitter motherfucker, but usually he does have a valid point or two in there haha.
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Old 05-21-2012, 08:15 PM   #8540
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that video was re-uploaded by gamespot so im willing to bet the original was much nicer graphics wise considering all of gamespot's youtube videos look like shit.

Also, if you're a Heavy Rain hater, you probably haven't played the game or you're a fps loving faggot.
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Old 05-21-2012, 08:20 PM   #8541
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Perhaps. Some jaggies for sure though.

I haven't played Heavy Rain. Not quite a hater, but from the gameplay I've seen it doesn't look like it'll push my buttons. Not enough to warrant the (current) asking price. I might get it when it drops like a motherfucker to single digits.

Then again, I'm an FPS loving faggot.
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Old 05-21-2012, 08:53 PM   #8542
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ShadowHunter isn't angry, he's just very picky about everything and has strong opinions. I don't see what's wrong with that.
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Old 05-21-2012, 09:24 PM   #8543
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ShadowHunter isn't angry, he's just very picky about everything and has strong opinions. I don't see what's wrong with that.
Most people here are picky about everything and have strong opinions. He on the other hand continuously insults every single person that disagrees with him on anything. He's an ad hominem machine.
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Old 05-21-2012, 11:13 PM   #8544
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Trying to beat Dom's score of 177 lines, no such luck.


I wish I could back it up with a pic of it though... lol, I was talking with my brother and my mother when suddenly... "hey, my gameboy! oh and with Tetris! let's fuck this shit up" and stood there, leaning on a wall and played Tetris like a tough-ass motherfucker. I got to 150 lines and yelled out loud "SHIT'S GETTING SERIOUS" and died at 177 with the biggest grin evar.

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I started playing FF7. So far so good.
I did too a few days ago. Playing it for the first time... I'm 5 hours in and it sucks. I usually finish every game I begin but it's so atrociously slow and boring. I got a feeling I already know the story too so... yeah, fuck that.
Valkyrie Profile is the next game I'm playing.

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Old 05-22-2012, 04:12 AM   #8545
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Well here is my progress....







It's so fucking hard after level 10, I don't know how the fuck you got to 17. After ten the blocks literally fall from the top of the screen to the bottom in half a second. Unless it's different on gameboy than nes.
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Old 05-22-2012, 10:46 PM   #8546
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Valkyrie Profile is the next game I'm playing.
Which one?
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Old 05-23-2012, 12:49 AM   #8547
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Which one?
The original one on PS1. I used to enjoy watching my brother playing this game when I was 8-9 years old. I still remember a couple of songs perfectly... This ost is awesoooome!

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Fuck yes.
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Old 05-23-2012, 01:20 AM   #8549
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DAT BASS.
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Fucking amazing game, too.
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