I REQUIRE - Page 3

hasu · 04-21-2012, 08:49 PM

good thread. Will read again/fap later.

Cloaca · 04-21-2012, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Skeetsystem

That's just retarded. There's a difference between feeling adventurous and being a weirdo.

I know I always feel adventurous at the local children's playground

discombobulation · 04-21-2012, 11:14 PM

Well, now I'm pretty sure I'm never going to let my kids play in a playground unless they're wearing hazmat suits.

Skeetsystem · 04-21-2012, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Cloaca

I know I always feel adventurous at the local children's playground

Okay, imagine you've had sex, or gone on a date. Haven't you ever taken a walk with a girl, had it turn sexual, and had to make due with wherever you were? Among other places, it's also happened in a cemetery, but neither of us had a camera.

Popegina · 04-21-2012, 11:31 PM

I suppose gay dudes fucking in a cemetery would keep the ghosts away

De Profoundis · 04-21-2012, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Popegina

I suppose gay dudes fucking in a cemetery would keep the ghosts away

Dude, there's a "Do You Believe In Spirits" thread already happening.

Hunter Drugs-Hendrix · 04-22-2012, 12:01 AM

Run with the playground thing man. I think you should be a clown. Most clowns are gay (fact). They are just cross dressers that don't know when to stop.

"Hey kiddies (honk honk) I'm SKEET the CLOWN!" ...it sounds like fate

Quote:

Originally Posted by disGUSt(tx)

He already said he was a bottom. Pay attention.

I think the question was Total, Power, or Versatile?

(check out my +5 knowledge of gay slang)

disGUSt(tx) · 04-22-2012, 12:20 AM

-5 actually, because if he's a bottom, then that means he's not versatile.

Hunter Drugs-Hendrix · 04-22-2012, 12:31 AM

aww damn...I will never infiltrate the Queer Wood Elves camp now. I really wanted that Feathered Cocking of Durpees

ceddeeoo · 04-22-2012, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hunter Drugs-Hendrix

aww damn...I will never infiltrate the Queer Wood Elves camp now. I really wanted that Feathered Cocking of Durpees

Spew · 04-22-2012, 01:56 PM

Does anyone else think this stuff is actually interesting?

I think it's cool how sexuality, gender etc is not always so black and white.

disGUSt(tx) · 04-22-2012, 02:48 PM

Most people find it fascinating actually, it's not uncommon. Some folks are under the delusion that all gay people are versatile. Not the case at all. Also, there's an overwhelming majority of bottoms out there, I've found.

Morfumax · 04-22-2012, 02:50 PM

boobies are so much more exciting.

Darcangelo · 04-22-2012, 02:51 PM

my first words as a baby.. 'candy' and 'tunafish'

Spew · 04-22-2012, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morfumax

boobies are so much more exciting.

Well you've totally missed the point of th-

...eh cbf.

disGUSt(tx) · 04-22-2012, 03:35 PM

Were you about to imply there was a point to this thread? 'cause there totally isn't one.

Spew · 04-22-2012, 03:52 PM

Yes and yes.

FreshFlesh · 04-22-2012, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by disGUSt(tx)

Also, there's an overwhelming majority of bottoms out there, I've found.

Hunter Drugs-Hendrix · 04-22-2012, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by disGUSt(tx)

Were you about to imply there was a point to this thread? 'cause there totally isn't one.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morfumax

boobies are so much more exciting.

Some are repulsive. And the girl of my dreams when I was 19 had no tits at all, just a Mohawk, bad attitude, and she knew how to spit. She could also piss standing up by contorting her labia. I still fap to the memories ..

Popegina · 04-22-2012, 06:34 PM

Puppy Love or Steve's Gay Dog?

So according to YouTube, I can watch gay dogs fuck each other in the ass, but watching hot lesbians go at it is "inappropriate"?

Chromaticity · 04-22-2012, 06:41 PM

DrippingInsanity · 04-22-2012, 06:41 PM

TheBlackFlux · 04-22-2012, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hunter Drugs-Hendrix

Run with the playground thing man. I think you should be a clown. Most clowns are gay (fact). They are just cross dressers that don't know when to stop.

+1 for the Patton Oswalt reference.

sara · 04-22-2012, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Hunter Drugs-Hendrix

Some are repulsive. And the girl of my dreams when I was 19 had no tits at all, just a Mohawk, bad attitude, and she knew how to spit. She could also piss standing up by contorting her labia. I still fap to the memories ..

haha why would she have to do that? ?

IronCondom · 04-22-2012, 11:34 PM

this is certainly one of the more interesting forums i lurk, what with the cock pics and all.

flayedandskinned · 04-22-2012, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sara

haha why would she have to do that? ?

My guess is that her labia were big enough to turn them into a funnel.

imbutawaveto · 04-23-2012, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronCondom

this is certainly one of the more interesting forums i lurk, what with the cock pics and all.

you have a funny username

Hunter Drugs-Hendrix · 04-23-2012, 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sara

haha why would she have to do that? ?

keep on squatting....she evolved. I loved her and I still do.

She just pushed her pisshole upwards. You have one, try it.

It comes in handy if you have to relieve on the fly.

DrippingInsanity · 04-23-2012, 03:52 AM

Robinator · 04-23-2012, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morfumax

boobies are so much more exciting.

Not if they are saggin' to the point where gravity is totally rapin' the shit out of them! Fuck that shit!

But I do love me some areola!

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04-21-2012, 08:49 PM	#61
hasu عذاب النبي Join Date: May 2009 Location: San Jose, CA Posts: 2,142 Rep Power: 7	good thread. Will read again/fap later.

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discombobulation Decrepit Banana Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Hong Kong/Dundee Posts: 4,734 Rep Power: 11	Well, now I'm pretty sure I'm never going to let my kids play in a playground unless they're wearing hazmat suits.

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Popegina Lactation Consultant Join Date: May 2007 Location: Washington Posts: 2,055 Rep Power: 8	I suppose gay dudes fucking in a cemetery would keep the ghosts away

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disGUSt(tx) Satanic WarTroll Join Date: May 2009 Location: Then: Houston, TX Now: Palm Springs, CA Posts: 6,189 Rep Power: 10	-5 actually, because if he's a bottom, then that means he's not versatile.

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Hunter Drugs-Hendrix BlackWhereItCounts Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: behind the three sheets Posts: 1,297 Rep Power: 6	aww damn...I will never infiltrate the Queer Wood Elves camp now. I really wanted that Feathered Cocking of Durpees

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Spew Big Baby Jesus Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Perth, Western Australia Posts: 10,163 Rep Power: 18	Does anyone else think this stuff is actually interesting? I think it's cool how sexuality, gender etc is not always so black and white.

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disGUSt(tx) Satanic WarTroll Join Date: May 2009 Location: Then: Houston, TX Now: Palm Springs, CA Posts: 6,189 Rep Power: 10	Most people find it fascinating actually, it's not uncommon. Some folks are under the delusion that all gay people are versatile. Not the case at all. Also, there's an overwhelming majority of bottoms out there, I've found.

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Morfumax The Omnipotent Being Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Potomac, Md, United States of America Posts: 1,563 Rep Power: 6	boobies are so much more exciting.

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Darcangelo Nigger trance. Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 5,276 Rep Power: 14	my first words as a baby.. 'candy' and 'tunafish'

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disGUSt(tx) Satanic WarTroll Join Date: May 2009 Location: Then: Houston, TX Now: Palm Springs, CA Posts: 6,189 Rep Power: 10	Were you about to imply there was a point to this thread? 'cause there totally isn't one.

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Spew Big Baby Jesus Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Perth, Western Australia Posts: 10,163 Rep Power: 18	Yes and yes.

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IronCondom Registered User Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 4 Rep Power: 0	this is certainly one of the more interesting forums i lurk, what with the cock pics and all.

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