Texts From Last Night

Moemers · 04-28-2009, 01:20 AM

This site rules.

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

(612): Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
(1-612): strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
(612): could be more
(1-612): absolutely not

lmao

Funeral Portrait · 04-28-2009, 01:36 AM

(214): your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
(1-214): we're not divorced.

buahaha

egdeltar · 04-28-2009, 01:37 AM

quality time spent reading all of those....

Funeral Portrait · 04-28-2009, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by egdeltar

quality time spent reading all of those....

less time reading peoples texts, more time recording new songs and putting them on myspace.

Moemers · 04-28-2009, 01:40 AM

(805): Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
(1-805): Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.

Surt · 04-28-2009, 10:59 AM

There was a radio presenter over here that used to give out a particular number to his listeners for them to give people that tried chatting them up, so the show could then broadcast some of the particularly awful voicemail messages (or multiples of such) on air.

gourmetanthropophagy · 04-28-2009, 11:14 AM

keyboard phones are fuckin impossible to text on when you're drunk...whenever I try to it either takes me 5 minutes or I say fuck it and it's just a jumble of letters that faintly resemble words

Saldiac · 04-28-2009, 11:27 AM

(202): first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
(408): we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.

m138jewski · 04-28-2009, 03:44 PM

dude this site is gold!

ineedahairtie · 04-28-2009, 06:43 PM

(856): My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?

AlphaXray · 04-28-2009, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Surt

There was a radio presenter over here that used to give out a particular number to his listeners for them to give people that tried chatting them up, so the show could then broadcast some of the particularly awful voicemail messages (or multiples of such) on air.

Yeah they do that on a station over here sometimes. Shits hilarious.

Funeral Portrait · 04-28-2009, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by ineedahairtie

(856): My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?

hahahahahaha

fuck, i've been in a situation like that. one of the worst days of my life.

Morfumax · 04-28-2009, 09:35 PM

"Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money."

Funeral Portrait · 04-28-2009, 09:43 PM

when couches start melting is the funniest part of the trip.

Spew · 04-28-2009, 10:08 PM

fmylife > that.

TheDuke · 04-28-2009, 10:18 PM

Quote:

(310): im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon

RobertsTheCoolest · 04-28-2009, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Spew

fmylife > that.

qft.

Goaters · 04-29-2009, 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spew

fmylife > that.

negative

fmylife has become way too popular, half those posts sound made up to make punks laugh.

Erland · 04-29-2009, 04:58 AM

(310): I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.

04-28-2009, 01:20 AM	#1
Moemers Flower Travelin Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Surface of the Sun Posts: 6,419 Rep Power: 0	Texts From Last Night This site rules. http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ (612): Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw (1-612): strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing (612): could be more (1-612): absolutely not lmao

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04-28-2009, 01:36 AM	#2
Funeral Portrait Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Winterfell Posts: 5,311 Rep Power: 14	(214): your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything. (1-214): we're not divorced. buahaha

04-28-2009, 01:37 AM	#3
egdeltar I say hella, hella Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: seattle Posts: 3,636 Rep Power: 12	quality time spent reading all of those....

04-28-2009, 01:40 AM	#5
Moemers Flower Travelin Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Surface of the Sun Posts: 6,419 Rep Power: 0	(805): Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with? (1-805): Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.

04-28-2009, 10:59 AM	#6
Surt brutulord Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Ing R Land Posts: 14,961 Rep Power: 24	There was a radio presenter over here that used to give out a particular number to his listeners for them to give people that tried chatting them up, so the show could then broadcast some of the particularly awful voicemail messages (or multiples of such) on air.

04-28-2009, 11:14 AM	#7
gourmetanthropophagy Registered User Join Date: May 2008 Location: detroit Posts: 2,439 Rep Power: 7	keyboard phones are fuckin impossible to text on when you're drunk...whenever I try to it either takes me 5 minutes or I say fuck it and it's just a jumble of letters that faintly resemble words

04-28-2009, 11:27 AM	#8
Saldiac Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Restaurant at the end of the universe Posts: 4,853 Rep Power: 11	(202): first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why? (408): we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.

04-28-2009, 03:44 PM	#9
m138jewski Moderator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Dallas TX Posts: 14,810 Rep Power: 23	dude this site is gold!

04-28-2009, 06:43 PM	#10
ineedahairtie Registered Loser Join Date: May 2008 Location: Earth, Milky Way Posts: 577 Rep Power: 6	(856): My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?

04-28-2009, 09:35 PM	#13
Morfumax The Omnipotent Being Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Potomac, Md, United States of America Posts: 1,563 Rep Power: 6	"Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money."

04-28-2009, 09:43 PM	#14
Funeral Portrait Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Winterfell Posts: 5,311 Rep Power: 14	when couches start melting is the funniest part of the trip.

04-28-2009, 10:08 PM	#15
Spew Big Baby Jesus Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Perth, Western Australia Posts: 10,163 Rep Power: 18	fmylife > that.

04-29-2009, 04:58 AM	#19
Erland två i tarmen! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Drammen Posts: 6,165 Rep Power: 15	(310): I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.