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Old 04-28-2009, 01:20 AM   #1
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Texts From Last Night

This site rules.

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

(612): Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
(1-612): strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
(612): could be more
(1-612): absolutely not


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Old 04-28-2009, 01:36 AM   #2
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(214): your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
(1-214): we're not divorced.

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Old 04-28-2009, 01:37 AM   #3
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quality time spent reading all of those....
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Old 04-28-2009, 01:39 AM   #4
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quality time spent reading all of those....
less time reading peoples texts, more time recording new songs and putting them on myspace.
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Old 04-28-2009, 01:40 AM   #5
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(805): Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
(1-805): Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
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Old 04-28-2009, 10:59 AM   #6
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There was a radio presenter over here that used to give out a particular number to his listeners for them to give people that tried chatting them up, so the show could then broadcast some of the particularly awful voicemail messages (or multiples of such) on air.
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Old 04-28-2009, 11:14 AM   #7
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keyboard phones are fuckin impossible to text on when you're drunk...whenever I try to it either takes me 5 minutes or I say fuck it and it's just a jumble of letters that faintly resemble words
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Old 04-28-2009, 11:27 AM   #8
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(202): first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
(408): we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
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Old 04-28-2009, 03:44 PM   #9
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dude this site is gold!
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Old 04-28-2009, 06:43 PM   #10
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(856): My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
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Old 04-28-2009, 06:49 PM   #11
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There was a radio presenter over here that used to give out a particular number to his listeners for them to give people that tried chatting them up, so the show could then broadcast some of the particularly awful voicemail messages (or multiples of such) on air.
Yeah they do that on a station over here sometimes. Shits hilarious.
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Old 04-28-2009, 09:22 PM   #12
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(856): My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
hahahahahaha

fuck, i've been in a situation like that. one of the worst days of my life.
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Old 04-28-2009, 09:35 PM   #13
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Old 04-28-2009, 09:43 PM   #14
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when couches start melting is the funniest part of the trip.
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Old 04-28-2009, 10:08 PM   #15
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fmylife > that.
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Old 04-28-2009, 10:18 PM   #16
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Old 04-28-2009, 10:56 PM   #17
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qft.
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Old 04-29-2009, 02:26 AM   #18
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fmylife > that.
negative

fmylife has become way too popular, half those posts sound made up to make punks laugh.
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