The Shit Thread

strychnine1349 · 12-08-2010, 07:03 PM

THATS RIGHT! SHIT THREAD
Lets discuss all the awesome, and shitty things, about shit.

Taking a big shit, and just one ply of toilet paper will suffice for wiping needs. That is awesome.

rawkuout · 12-08-2010, 07:05 PM

One ply? What brand of tp do you use?

Sudden Intoxication · 12-08-2010, 07:06 PM

I saw Oprah one time and they said it had to be like a sausage, but mine always comes out in chunks.

I'm also constantly constipated, I only go once every other day.

prayer · 12-08-2010, 07:07 PM

I think that taking a big shit and not having to wipe at all is awesome.

Also, lol when you take a shit that last like 20 seconds, yet, you somehow played on your phone for so long that your legs fell asleep and you can't even stand up now, lol!

strychnine1349 · 12-08-2010, 07:12 PM

hahahahhaa. I have never done that.

But, FUCK when your pushing for about 10 minutes, and right when you're about to have a brain aneurysm, you only squeeze out a little coco pebble and you're done.

label thief · 12-08-2010, 07:14 PM

i have a shitty c programming project due in 5 hours and i have no clue how to do it. that's pretty shitty.
looking to hire someone. haha. any takers?

strychnine1349 · 12-08-2010, 07:17 PM

I get most of my shit done while taking a shit.

So eat a fucking burger, take a shit, and get that shit done!

Captain Amazing · 12-08-2010, 08:17 PM

Was thinking about posting this thread the other day, then forgot

Well done on it, sir.

Taking a shit and only wiping once = yuss
Taking a shit while reading, forgetting that you're sitting on a toilet and ending up spending 20 minutes engrossed in the book = yuss
Taking a shit where you think "Hey this will be a small shit" and then it being a huge dump that just slides out like nothing and makes you feel 10 pounds lighter = yuss
Taking a shit on your partner's chest = yuss

MetalMassacre45 · 12-08-2010, 08:49 PM

Taking a shit and clogging the toilet for a week is always fun.

Jotun · 12-08-2010, 11:49 PM

Let's talk about how far down the shitter this shitty forum has gone.

Plant Vochestra · 12-09-2010, 12:13 AM

Having to pee and a sneaky poo comes out behind you when you push so you have to clean up the floor behind you and possibly your pants

strychnine1349 · 12-09-2010, 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plant Vochestra

Having to pee and a sneaky poo comes out behind you when you push so you have to clean up the floor behind you and possibly your pants

Heh, whenever I push a shit I always take guard of where my dick is pointing, a lot of sneaky peeing going around

gs up hoes down · 12-09-2010, 01:39 AM

People who like taking huge shits enjoy it because it reminds them of getting fucked by a large male penis.

Sudden Intoxication · 12-11-2010, 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gs up hoes down

People who like taking huge shits enjoy it because it reminds them of getting fucked by a large male penis.

Not true, I myself like to be reminded of large female penises.

label thief · 12-09-2010, 01:43 AM

i paid some random indian guy on freelance.com to do my project if anyone was wondering.

pretty shitty

AnaplastyPicasso · 12-09-2010, 01:47 AM

Do heroin and you will take the craziest shits I swear to God.

gurrmuff · 12-09-2010, 01:52 AM

Iphone games + shitting = <3

Tckt15 · 12-09-2010, 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gurrmuff

Iphone games + shitting = <3

prayer · 12-09-2010, 07:48 AM

The worst is when your sick, and you have the spits and the shits, so your fucking puking your fucking brains out into the toilet, and you can't even stop yourself from squirting ass-piss out your anus at the same time.

Gold · 12-09-2010, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by prayer

The worst is when your sick, and you have the spits and the shits, so your fucking puking your fucking brains out into the toilet, and you can't even stop yourself from squirting ass-piss out your anus at the same time.

Reminds me of the hangover after my 21st. Puking uncontrollably all morning and having the beer shits was terrible, and of course that much stress on the body creates a deluge of sweat on top of all of that.

Also, those shits where you only need 1 ply of TP is overrated. Usually that means it's dry as fuck and it's going to itch.

Obswalq · 12-09-2010, 10:17 AM

Here's something shitty, I worked 83 hours in the last pay period and my paycheck says 75.5 hours worked. Um, wtf?

Nun Stampede! · 12-10-2010, 06:15 PM

TP squares =/= "ply"

fucking retards. Learn how to shit.

strychnine1349 · 12-10-2010, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nun Stampede!

TP squares =/= "ply"

fucking retards. Learn how to shit.

o_O

Gold · 12-10-2010, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nun Stampede!

TP squares =/= "ply"

fucking retards. Learn how to shit.

If you know so much about shitting does that make you a shithead?

Nun Stampede! · 12-10-2010, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gold

If you know so much about shitting does that make you a shithead?

yes. next question.

Tckt15 · 12-10-2010, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nun Stampede!

yes. next question.

why do girls bleed a certain time during each month?

Popegina · 12-10-2010, 06:43 PM

yesterday I had a ghost poo but no ghost wipe. double fail

Nun Stampede! · 12-10-2010, 11:01 PM

Cause they hide nickels in their pussies. Next question.

gurrmuff · 12-10-2010, 11:28 PM

Why cant I pee standing up?

Nun Stampede! · 12-11-2010, 12:00 AM

Because you have polio and last time you tried you got your hair wet. Next question.

12-08-2010, 07:03 PM	#1
strychnine1349 The Van Buren Boys Join Date: May 2006 Location: The 'Sau Posts: 10,875 Rep Power: 17	The Shit Thread THATS RIGHT! SHIT THREAD Lets discuss all the awesome, and shitty things, about shit. Taking a big shit, and just one ply of toilet paper will suffice for wiping needs. That is awesome. __________________

12-08-2010, 07:06 PM	#3
Sudden Intoxication i hypnotize u Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,506 Rep Power: 19	I saw Oprah one time and they said it had to be like a sausage, but mine always comes out in chunks. I'm also constantly constipated, I only go once every other day. __________________

12-08-2010, 07:07 PM	#4
prayer Read Ishmael... Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Conn. & Mass. Posts: 9,728 Rep Power: 18	I think that taking a big shit and not having to wipe at all is awesome. Also, lol when you take a shit that last like 20 seconds, yet, you somehow played on your phone for so long that your legs fell asleep and you can't even stand up now, lol! __________________

12-08-2010, 07:12 PM	#5
strychnine1349 The Van Buren Boys Join Date: May 2006 Location: The 'Sau Posts: 10,875 Rep Power: 17	hahahahhaa. I have never done that. But, FUCK when your pushing for about 10 minutes, and right when you're about to have a brain aneurysm, you only squeeze out a little coco pebble and you're done. __________________

12-08-2010, 07:14 PM	#6
label thief find them, kill them Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 4,233 Rep Power: 0	i have a shitty c programming project due in 5 hours and i have no clue how to do it. that's pretty shitty. looking to hire someone. haha. any takers? __________________

12-08-2010, 07:05 PM	#2
rawkuout rawr Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Fort Lauderdale, FL Posts: 152 Rep Power: 4	One ply? What brand of tp do you use?

12-08-2010, 07:17 PM	#7
strychnine1349 The Van Buren Boys Join Date: May 2006 Location: The 'Sau Posts: 10,875 Rep Power: 17	I get most of my shit done while taking a shit. So eat a fucking burger, take a shit, and get that shit done! __________________

12-08-2010, 08:49 PM	#9
MetalMassacre45 Registered User Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 571 Rep Power: 4	Taking a shit and clogging the toilet for a week is always fun.

12-08-2010, 11:49 PM	#10
Jotun Registered User Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 2,121 Rep Power: 6	Let's talk about how far down the shitter this shitty forum has gone.

12-09-2010, 12:13 AM	#11
Plant Vochestra WOBSESSION Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 10,396 Rep Power: 15	Having to pee and a sneaky poo comes out behind you when you push so you have to clean up the floor behind you and possibly your pants

12-09-2010, 01:43 AM	#15
label thief find them, kill them Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 4,233 Rep Power: 0	i paid some random indian guy on freelance.com to do my project if anyone was wondering. pretty shitty __________________

12-09-2010, 01:47 AM	#16
AnaplastyPicasso Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: El Cajon, California Posts: 697 Rep Power: 8	Do heroin and you will take the craziest shits I swear to God.

12-09-2010, 07:48 AM	#19
prayer Read Ishmael... Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Conn. & Mass. Posts: 9,728 Rep Power: 18	The worst is when your sick, and you have the spits and the shits, so your fucking puking your fucking brains out into the toilet, and you can't even stop yourself from squirting ass-piss out your anus at the same time. __________________

12-09-2010, 10:17 AM	#21
Obswalq kickin in windows Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Columbus, OH Posts: 17,975 Rep Power: 26	Here's something shitty, I worked 83 hours in the last pay period and my paycheck says 75.5 hours worked. Um, wtf? __________________ "To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea." -Siv During Livh, a psychologist and expert on sex fantasies

12-10-2010, 06:15 PM	#22
Nun Stampede! Lives in a houseboat Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Mass Posts: 10,297 Rep Power: 17	TP squares =/= "ply" fucking retards. Learn how to shit. __________________

12-10-2010, 06:43 PM	#27
Popegina Lactation Consultant Join Date: May 2007 Location: Washington Posts: 2,055 Rep Power: 8	yesterday I had a ghost poo but no ghost wipe. double fail __________________

12-10-2010, 11:01 PM	#28
Nun Stampede! Lives in a houseboat Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Mass Posts: 10,297 Rep Power: 17	Cause they hide nickels in their pussies. Next question. __________________

12-11-2010, 12:00 AM	#30
Nun Stampede! Lives in a houseboat Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Mass Posts: 10,297 Rep Power: 17	Because you have polio and last time you tried you got your hair wet. Next question. __________________

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