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Old 12-08-2010, 07:03 PM   #1
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The Shit Thread

THATS RIGHT! SHIT THREAD
Lets discuss all the awesome, and shitty things, about shit.


Taking a big shit, and just one ply of toilet paper will suffice for wiping needs. That is awesome.
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Old 12-08-2010, 07:05 PM   #2
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One ply? What brand of tp do you use?
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Old 12-08-2010, 07:06 PM   #3
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I saw Oprah one time and they said it had to be like a sausage, but mine always comes out in chunks.

I'm also constantly constipated, I only go once every other day.
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Old 12-08-2010, 07:07 PM   #4
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I think that taking a big shit and not having to wipe at all is awesome.

Also, lol when you take a shit that last like 20 seconds, yet, you somehow played on your phone for so long that your legs fell asleep and you can't even stand up now, lol!
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Old 12-08-2010, 07:12 PM   #5
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hahahahhaa. I have never done that.

But, FUCK when your pushing for about 10 minutes, and right when you're about to have a brain aneurysm, you only squeeze out a little coco pebble and you're done.
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Old 12-08-2010, 07:14 PM   #6
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i have a shitty c programming project due in 5 hours and i have no clue how to do it. that's pretty shitty.
looking to hire someone. haha. any takers?
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Old 12-08-2010, 07:17 PM   #7
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I get most of my shit done while taking a shit.

So eat a fucking burger, take a shit, and get that shit done!
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Was thinking about posting this thread the other day, then forgot

Well done on it, sir.

Taking a shit and only wiping once = yuss
Taking a shit while reading, forgetting that you're sitting on a toilet and ending up spending 20 minutes engrossed in the book = yuss
Taking a shit where you think "Hey this will be a small shit" and then it being a huge dump that just slides out like nothing and makes you feel 10 pounds lighter = yuss
Taking a shit on your partner's chest = yuss
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Old 12-08-2010, 08:49 PM   #9
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Taking a shit and clogging the toilet for a week is always fun.
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Old 12-08-2010, 11:49 PM   #10
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Let's talk about how far down the shitter this shitty forum has gone.
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Old 12-09-2010, 12:13 AM   #11
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Having to pee and a sneaky poo comes out behind you when you push so you have to clean up the floor behind you and possibly your pants
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Old 12-09-2010, 01:21 AM   #12
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Having to pee and a sneaky poo comes out behind you when you push so you have to clean up the floor behind you and possibly your pants
Heh, whenever I push a shit I always take guard of where my dick is pointing, a lot of sneaky peeing going around
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Old 12-09-2010, 01:39 AM   #13
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People who like taking huge shits enjoy it because it reminds them of getting fucked by a large male penis.
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Old 12-11-2010, 01:19 AM   #14
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People who like taking huge shits enjoy it because it reminds them of getting fucked by a large male penis.
Not true, I myself like to be reminded of large female penises.
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Old 12-09-2010, 01:43 AM   #15
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i paid some random indian guy on freelance.com to do my project if anyone was wondering.

pretty shitty
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Do heroin and you will take the craziest shits I swear to God.
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Iphone games + shitting = <3
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The worst is when your sick, and you have the spits and the shits, so your fucking puking your fucking brains out into the toilet, and you can't even stop yourself from squirting ass-piss out your anus at the same time.
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The worst is when your sick, and you have the spits and the shits, so your fucking puking your fucking brains out into the toilet, and you can't even stop yourself from squirting ass-piss out your anus at the same time.
Reminds me of the hangover after my 21st. Puking uncontrollably all morning and having the beer shits was terrible, and of course that much stress on the body creates a deluge of sweat on top of all of that.


Also, those shits where you only need 1 ply of TP is overrated. Usually that means it's dry as fuck and it's going to itch.
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Here's something shitty, I worked 83 hours in the last pay period and my paycheck says 75.5 hours worked. Um, wtf?
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TP squares =/= "ply"

fucking retards. Learn how to shit.
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fucking retards. Learn how to shit.
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fucking retards. Learn how to shit.
If you know so much about shitting does that make you a shithead?
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If you know so much about shitting does that make you a shithead?
yes. next question.
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yes. next question.
why do girls bleed a certain time during each month?
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yesterday I had a ghost poo but no ghost wipe. double fail
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Cause they hide nickels in their pussies. Next question.
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Why cant I pee standing up?
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Because you have polio and last time you tried you got your hair wet. Next question.
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